Well let's see. I wrote one booklet for question 1, part A, number i, worth one mark. I wrote five booklets for question 1, part A, number ii. Man. I think I'll have a quick intermission to just tell you how damn cool I am. Also, this is all totally true. Yes, I did write six booklets for three marks. Then finally, upon reaching question 1, part D only 20 minutes into the exam, I scanned over to how many marks it was worth and woah - it was five. I signalled the nearest supervisor and said, "Buddy, you better crack open a new box."
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So all in all, I wrote roughly two hundred and nighty eight booklets, but who's counting? Fortunately, I managed to sneak a copy of a booklet of mine out of the exam room. Click on a link below to view a small portion of my quite standard lengthed exam response.
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As you can see, quality does apply to my quantity, so none of you should have anything to bitch about.
In conclusion, I'd like to say that I am extremely talented and I am appauled by the majority of short responses conjured up by the members here. Although I must say, I am rather disappointed with myself. Usually I write a hundred pages more, roughly. Shame on you, people. Shame on you.
