how to pick up a chick? (1 Viewer)

[bing_lee]

any ideas?

 

[minushuman]

Place your hands either side of her hips, grip tightly, and lift. You fucking dip-shit. Please kill yourself.

 

[aj_number_10]

just keep doing what ur doing ur playing real well atm. rmemebe rpace is ur greatest asset so use it while u can

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

That would be so much funnier if it hadn't already been done before:Ironically, you seem to think I have absolutely no sense of humour, and then take my lines. I'll let it slide, you probably didn't know that exchange ever took place. But kill yourself anyway, troll.

lift with ure legs..

 

[Alimoe_KG]

That would be so much funnier if it hadn't already been done before

But i found it funnier the second time round

 

[davin]

what i don't see is why NEITHER of you clarified that its best to lift with your knees and not with your back

 

[minushuman]

That would be so much funnier if it hadn't already been done before:Ironically, you seem to think I have absolutely no sense of humour, and then take my lines. I'll let it slide, you probably didn't know that exchange ever took place. But kill yourself anyway, troll.

I had no idea you were funny like me. Welcome to the club Argonaut, I now harbour respect for you.

 

[kazan]

these threads are so useless, it just becomes a playground for kids bickering, look you want to pick up a chick? go out talk to them, ask for a number, dont use sleazy lines, dont act like a faggot, and dont lie if your planning for more than one night of fun, most of all, dont say anything about asking for advice on teh internet

 

[tachiapple]

how about HOW TO PICK UP A RANDOM GUY ON THE STREET

sounds fun~~ ^^

to pick up chicks?!?1? all u have to do is talk to dem!

 

[sabdow]

Well first of all don't tell anyone your name is bing, let alone bing lee.

And then, stop having a small penis.

 

[minushuman]

how about HOW TO PICK UP A RANDOM GUY ON THE STREET

Whore.

 

[tachiapple]

shut up

 

[Casmira]

its alot easier for a girl too pickup a guy imo

 

[minushuman]

its alot easier for a girl too pickup a guy imo

I know! All she has to do is pull her titties out and she's in.

 

[Dingo2004]

dear thread starter..

the trick is not to pick up the chicks.. but to let the chicks come pick u up ..

peace^^

 

[Mongke]

why bother asking us? just flirt with her, if she doesnt respond, youre waisting ur time. golden rule; dont flog a dead horse.

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

how about HOW TO PICK UP A RANDOM GUY ON THE STREET

sounds fun~~ ^^

what if you are a rapist serial killer..?
generally its why random guys get scared off...

to pick up chicks?!?1? all u have to do is talk to dem!

that would involve talkin to her.. thats not why this thread was started .. obviously uve missed the subtle nature.. of how this guy wants to go from zero to bed with minimum talking..
talk!?...does it sound lik he wants to be friends? ...
didnt chris rock teach u anything... :mad1: