How To Seduce Women (1 Viewer)

[wanton-wonton]

How to seduce women:

1) be me.

 

[wanton-wonton]

The most important sexual organ you possess as a man is your mind.

It's actually the penis, 'cause the mind only does the creative shit but it doesn't really give sexual pleasure. So the penis is the most important sexual organ

 

[leetom]

A guide isn't necessary. Just sit around with Smirnoff in hand and look as attractive as possible. Also, distinguish yourself from your mates. This is easily done by saying something intelligent, which is surprisingly easy, especially when your friends are stupid. Rasie a political issue, and know imediately judging from a girls response whether she's worth pursuing or not.

If she looks at you blankly and says she doesn't follow politics, or worse, something about interest rates and Liverpool move on. This sort of response testifies to her stupidity. Such a person should not have sex. However, if she replies intelligently continue and you will soon be rustling in bushes or a grassy ditch.

 

[Ziff]

A guide isn't necessary. Just sit around with Smirnoff in hand and look as attractive as possible. Also, distinguish yourself from your mates. This is easily done by saying something intelligent, which is surprisingly easy, especially when your friends are stupid. Rasie a political issue, and know imediately judging from a girls response whether she's worth pursuing or not.

If she looks at you blankly and says she doesn't follow politics, or worse, something about interest rates and Liverpool move on. This sort of response testifies to her stupidity. Such a person should not have sex. However, if she replies intelligently continue and you will soon be rustling in bushes or a grassy ditch.

Hahaha that's like me!

My test, however, is even better than that. I don't mention politics directly, instead I say "I've been on TV! I was in the background of the Chaser Decides!"

It's good because it's true. It's also good because any positive response means:
a) Politics
b) Intelligence
c) Sense of humour

And from there on in I know that my jokes or my language won't go over her head, hence, I have been set apart from every single other bloke in Wollongong who can't even construct a cogent sentence

 

[jumb]

This sort of response testifies to her stupidity.

What if she's hot?

Anyway, if she's stupid, then it will be easier getting her naked.

 

[golfstick]

1. Buy vibrating electric doll.
2. Create a personallity for her e.g. a corporate lawyer
3. Discuss the finer points of the Corporations Act and Trade Practices Act with her.
4. Bang her.

This is good, it helps you not only learn the content for your university courses but also gives you much needed practice in talking to people... and banging them... maybe one day you'll be able to try it with a real person!

ah yes, screwing over and exploiting clients

can never get too much practice at that

 

[max]

What if she's hot?

Anyway, if she's stupid, then it will be easier getting her naked.

It kinda works both ways jumb.


Also, golfstick, I reckon your av looks a bit like Moe Sizlak!

 

[um..]

brother i hope you didnt actually write these articles yourself

 

[concession]

 

[AsyLum]

Haha um... of course not what did you take me for some sort of sad-ass bastard

 

[lengstar]

i can confirm that asylum is one sad-assed bastard

 

[choc-chip]

LMAO, asy stop watching sex and the city lolls

u’ve a moderately good understanding of woman psychology you know that
blah, stick to rohypnol

yeh..u watch 2 much Dramas dude...
women aren't dat stupid...
the key is NO FRILLS..n u loved her from da bottom of ur heart

 

[thejosiekiller]

ditto????

10chars

 

[rumour]

It's a f*ckin thesis!

:uhhuh:

Did you write this article?
Has it worked for you?

 

[my sharona]

How To Seduce Women
... the decision to have sex or not is a woman's prerogative.

That mini-essay should be called 'How to control men'.

 

[jumb]

I'm sure I read this when it was posted SIX MONTHS AGO.

 

[thejosiekiller]

that picure above still confuses me

 

[Skittled]

Confidence is key, but not because girls are attracted to it; because it increases your satisfaction with yourself which in itself is attractive. Subtle but important distinction.

Everyone (girl and guy) is different. No one 'thesis', no matter how accurate and/or generalised it might be will do it. from there you've gotta find something which fits your individual 'style'. You can't just interject someone elses's advice. For huge amounts of content, with and a myriad of different views and approaches, see the links below (esp the first one... used to go there quite a bit, has changed a lot since then and not become as good... contact me for some of the links to the better articles, if you like... might still have them bookmarked)

http://www.seductionbb.com
http://www.fastseduction.com
http://www.pickupguide.com

Other than that, This google search

Nice post, overall, though.