English
Write as many words as u can, that you know dont exist.
Each word gets a mark.
If u can get 100 down on paper you ace the exam.
Good luck you have 10 minutes and just wasted about 30 seconds of which reading it.
9:27!
9:24!
9:21!
Stop wasting time and write the essay!
9:13!
For fuck's sake stop reading this and write!
9:08!
Are you fucking dyslexic? Write it!
9:02!
Okay that's enough, you've wasted enough time. If you are still reading this you are getting an automatic band 1. Sucked in
8:51!
Society and Culture
Looks can be decieving. Discuss with the information provided in this here blank booklet
Business Studies
I'm the examiner. How much will you pay me for a good mark?
Leave your name and contact details at the end of your essay, and I'll ring you soon. (100 marks)
What is the one thing you want most?
a) Sleep
b) Good marks
c) To get laid
d) To get laid by a marker in order to get good marks in your HSC, then sleep.
Ancient History
What colour was Pepi I's eyes?
Society and Culture
Focus your attention to the window.
How long did the sky take to get there?
(If you don't have a window, then stiff shit, you fail.)
Biology
What the fuck is wrong with your teacher?
a) he/she can't teach
b) he/she has a lazy eye
c) he/she is lazy
d) he/she doesn't exist
What are you using to write with?
a) Hand
b) Fingers
c) Arm
d) Mind
e) Genitals