Important - Please Read (2 Viewers)

[jhakka]

Nothing and everything. All at once.

 

[kami]

Evan is exasperated

 

[jhakka]

Justin chuckles, and wonders if Evan realises that this is pretty much what IPR is.

 

[kami]

Evan glares at Justin menacingly, with death star music in background

 

[jhakka]

In Justin, the Force is strong, hmmm.

 

[kami]

Evan cannot think of a witty retort, so instead starts swearing in a foreign language

 

[jhakka]

Justin thinks it's better that Evan refrain from retorting wittily, as Justin is one of the senior IPR members.

 

[kami]

Evan will then restrain his more witty aspects so that the senior Justin can keep up

Evan also queries if Justin is a senior what is he doing in a highschool forum?

 

[Llyrai]

Justin is in the forum because he cant stand to part Alan. Once Justin had met Alan, he could do naught but fall deeper and deeper in love, considering he had been deep enough into his pants already.

 

[jhakka]

Evan will then restrain his more witty aspects so that the senior Justin can keep up

Evan also queries if Justin is a senior what is he doing in a highschool forum?

Justin is only senior in the fact that he has been on IPR longer than Evan, rather than because he is aged. So watch it, n00b.

 

[hotcocoababe]

Amber greets the n00b and laughs at his confusion. He is not alone! Nobody seems to really know what I-PR is really about. In this way, Amber believes that I-PR is comparable to the virtual reality Matrix in that I-PR is both an artificial world and also dominated by an unseen and all-knowing intelligence force...

Amber is babbling now

PS - Amber wants to see pictures of Alan modelling his new speedos!

 

[kami]

Evan greets Amber in return and asks if he could not be called n00b as it reminds him of a jellyfish for some unknown reason.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan modelling in his speedos? Alan had not heard such a crazy idea before! Frankly, he is unsure why Amber would even bring up the topic of speedos. Alan swims naked. Like a rock.

 

[kami]

Alan scares Evan.

 

[ujuphleg]

Susan pats Evan on the head (difficult, seeing as in all probablity Susan is probably shorter than Evan) and says "There there n00b its ok, just smile and nod." She also informs Evan that Alan can be scary but it is best not to demonstrate that in front of him.

 

[jhakka]

Justin grumbles that the IPR folk have become soft towards n00bs recently.

 

[Llyrai]

Alan agrees with Justin.

To n00b: RAWR!!!! Gnashes Perfectly Alined Teeth!

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus is back, and is very tired from his three nights of hectic, but fun filled, performance in the Lazy Kings.

 

[kami]

Evan suggests that senior Justin should no longer hide the epiphany he underwent when the glory that is Evan occurred.

In response to Alan's melodramatic roar Evan whacks him on the head with plush novelty item- " Bad dog! Now we have to get you neutered"

 

[goldendawn]

Thus Spake Marcus:

"Hi Kami"