Important - Please Read (4 Viewers)

[illodous]

Matt taps his hat, and says goodnight to Justin and Evan.. and the already sleeping IPR

 

[kami]

Matt advises Evan that he had pure intentions in his earlier statement.
He also wishes Justin all the best of luck with Tuesday

Suuurre, and is that before or after the chest grabbing exercises
Good night Justin! Remember that it isn't as scary as it seems
Good night Matt and .. um have fun.

 

[illodous]

Matt is almost certain that his silly comment has lost him face and got him off onto the wrong foot, so he shall leave indignantly. *sniff*

 

[kami]

Evan wasn't aware that Matt had face on the internet though he cetainly had smelly feet

 

[illodous]

Matt notes that his smelly feet have been the laughingsock (I mean stock) of many train commuters who have had the displeasure of his removed shoes.

 

[kami]

Evan wonders what a laughing sock would be like.
Evan thinks commuters should have special provisions in place to deal with a de-shoed Matt, one of these being a fumigation mask

 

[illodous]

I do believe so - CityFail installed special German patented masks that effectively remove 99.95% of Matt's foul stinking odours. Unfortunately, they are only in their beta stage and are prone to the debilitating effect of Matt's socks -- contagious laughter.

 

[kami]

I do believe so - CityFail installed special German patented masks that effectively remove 99.95% of Matt's foul stinking odours. Unfortunately, they are only in their beta stage and are prone to the debilitating effect of Matt's socks -- contagious laughter.

Indeed the sorry state of affairs Matt's socks are in would lead anyone to amusement

 

[illodous]

Of course. Matt notes however that simply quarantining his socks has proven to be quite a task for officials, as they have noted that Matt has become obsessively attached to his green and yellow socks.

 

[kami]

Of course. Matt notes however that simply quarantining his socks has proven to be quite a task for officials, as they have noted that Matt has become obsessively attached to his green and yellow socks.

Physically so. The case of Matt and his siamese sock and the groundbreaking procedures used to attempt the separation are legendary

 

[illodous]

It will take a technological breakthrough to reach the foot inside the sock. Yep.. a breakthrough.
*listens to the crickets*
I SAID.. a breakthrough!
Ah forget it..

 

[kami]

Evan looks to the skies as they coalesce into the form of a giant lion " The secret Simba is in the toilet"

 

[illodous]

Matt jumps for joy and checks his toilet bowl. He returns with a glum expression on his face. tsk tsk.. misleading clouds.

 

[kami]

"The clouds coalesce once again but this time form into a giant cow wearing a tutu and a leather jacket "Moo, You must suck on the public toilet seat and then all will be clear"

 

[illodous]

Exalted one, is there no substitute?

 

[kami]

No there iis only one way

 

[illodous]

Matt feels that the exalted cloud should demonstrate the procedure before he decides to conform.

 

[kami]

The exalted cloud states that it is truly the way of godhood and enlightenment if you suck on the public toilet seat after use but if Matt wishes someone else to recieve enlightenment...

 

[illodous]

NO! NEVER! Uh.. which seat do you designate?

 

[kami]

THe one which contains marks from menstrual discharge and poop left over