Important - Please Read (11 Viewers)

[kami]

Marcus is amused.

Evan knew that porn would put IPR in a good mood

 

[kami]

Evan states that he is feeling weely tired and so will probably sleep soon.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus will also go to sleep soon. He wishes Evan a good night.

 

[kami]

GOODNIGHT Pornstar Marcus
GOODNIGHT Queen Lynn
GOODNIGHT Sexbomb Katie

 

[Crazy Horse]

Diana would like to say goodnight before she goes to bed and dreams happy dreams! She is happy to say that she has finished the day off watching a wonderful game of football (soccer) that was passionate and full of controversy!! She is happy, she is ready to face anything right now and will continue to feel like this for the next couple of days! She has many more matches to watch!!
Goodnight everyone.

 

[illodous]

Matt looks at all the sleepy heads. hehe

 

[illodous]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Marcus - Your Ideal Job is President.

Lynn - Your Ideal Job is Hypnotist.

Alan - Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

Katie - Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

Diana - Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

Justin - Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

Evan - Your ideal job is a God.

Thomas - Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.

Matt - Your Ideal Job is Paleantologist.

EDIT: If I missed anybody, go to the link above. And if you don't believe these, go there yourself lol.

 

[kami]

Evan always knew he was destined for greatness
Bow down and worship Evan, god of inspiration and boredom!
Evan thinks people should go to the site and try the chatup line and p*rnstar options
Evan's ideal chatup line is apparently "would you like to share morning coffee with me?" and apparently his p*rn name is rear-ended roger
Evan would also like to say that since no one else is online to entertain Evan, he will undertake to do something that has never before been achieved in human history - the reading of the entirety of IPR

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn will be impressed if Evan can achieve such a feat. She admits to having attempted it once, but giving up after the first 100 pages or so. It was most amusing for reminicing, however.

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus is amused by his ideal job - it is the exact opposite of what he would like.

EDIT: Marcus thinks Evan is crazy. I-PR is way too long and tedious to read from the beggining.

 

[kami]

Evan has acieved 102 pages at time of post and would like to say a couple of things:
Marcus likes horse riding Yay!
Amber's feotus picture is quite cool
Could Evan view Lynn's major work?
Evan has a headache from reading all the frivolity

 

[goldendawn]

Evan has acieved 102 pages at time of post and would like to say a couple of things:
Marcus likes horse riding Yay!
Amber's feotus picture is quite cool
Could Evan view Lynn's major work?
Evan has a headache from reading all the frivolity

Marcus is now very amused.

 

[kami]

Evan wishes to inform Lynn, Marcus & Justin that Tehanu indeed has a sequel and Evan has it in his possession
Along with an Earthsea anthology

 

[goldendawn]

Evan wishes to inform Lynn, Marcus & Justin that Tehanu indeed has a sequel and Evan has it in his possession
Along with an Earthsea anthology

Marcus wants that book - Marcus must have that book!!

 

[goldendawn]

Evan wishes to inform Lynn, Marcus & Justin that Tehanu indeed has a sequel and Evan has it in his possession
Along with an Earthsea anthology

Marcus has the "Tales from Earthsea" anthology.

 

[kami]

Its not as good as Tehanu, Marcus can have a lend if he wants.

 

[goldendawn]

Its not as good as Tehanu, Marcus can have a lend if he wants.

Marcus thanks Evan muchly.

 

[kami]

Evan claps excitedly he too has Larrousse Encyclopaedia of Mythology

 

[kami]

Evan supposes he should follow precedent and post his stats
Name: Evan
Height: >195cm
Weight: 78kg
Shoe Size: 13
Eyes: Blue

Evan greatly approves of Justin's library, Evan's is bigger though
Edit: Evan really wants to see Lynn's textiles major work

 

[glitterfairy]

Lynn states that if she can find the disk she will post it up. She also yells out "Oi!" at the mention of horse riding, as she loves it as well. If she can find the original IPR stats, she will add Evan to the list.