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[monique66]

We're going to need some super strength glue, Tez. Monique has heard that the insides's of Matt's soft head have often ozzed through his ears. Monique thinks it must be from all that fish-head milk shakes he's been drinking.
Any more adventurers? If not, the countdown shall begin...

 

[tez0r]

Aye aye captain! Tez wonders how low his self esteem must be if he is a sidekick in his own fantasy....Tez brings along a britney spears cd and a boombox, hoping to implant it into Matt's brain and play it continuously.

 

[illodous]

Matt impatiently decides to count..
10........
9........
9......
9.....
8....
5...
1.

Wait.. Matt remembers he has no brain for counting

 

[monique66]

Women are in control of things here! Step aside, Tez *rolls up her sleeves* Let the proffessional do her work *presses big red launch button*
5
4
3
2

1

We have liftoff!

 

[tez0r]

Tez mutters to himself, women are always in control...damn feminism.
However, Tez's sexist comment is drowned out by the sound of the roaring engine, echoing off every wall in Matt's brain.

 

[monique66]

Murf thinks we're all doomed!

*quickly grabs Murf so he doesn't get left behind*
Monique will show you whose boss!

 

[illodous]

Matt scratches his butt.
"Hey, my skull is itchy!"

 

[monique66]

Mayde! Monique thinks that if her supersize ray shrinker reduces Tez and Murf to the right size they'll be able to squease into Matt's ear and implant the boombox...provided of course that Matt doesn't scratch his skull...

 

[tez0r]

Tez is now puzzled, with Monique chasing after Murf, and Murf running away in his Monaro, who is actually driving the ship?

 

[illodous]

Matt unleashes his evil powers..

*EAR WAX CASCADE!*

 

[monique66]

Ahh..good point...*scratches head* Tez! you can be the hero in this adventure. It is your fantasy after all!

 

[illodous]

Tez is now puzzled, with Monique chasing after Murf, and Murf running away in his Monaro, who is actually driving the ship?

Matt is clueless. Yes.. who is driving the.. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY HEAD! This is the cause of headaches

 

[illodous]

Gathering what gigantic strength remains, Matt summons his super-evil-ninja-duckie-quackquacks! Go minions, go!

 

[tez0r]

Tez sees the river of ear waxs flowing towards him at extremely slow speeds. "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" he shouts, scratches himself, and gets a coffee, to come back and find the earwax slowly moving forward, inch by inch. He hands the steering wheel back to monique and proceeds to do nothing.

 

[monique66]

Monique spots a small rock like structure ahead. She jumps off ship and collects the specimen so she can add it to her collection (which includes Matt's opression)

 

[illodous]

Matt looks at the diminitutive rocks. So *that's* my conscience (points), and that's my oppression (points). WOW!

 

[tez0r]

Rocks are cool says Tez. he calmly closes the ship door whilst monique is outside.

 

[monique66]

monique informs matt that that rock is actually his brain...

 

[monique66]

Wait for ME GUYS! NOOOOOO! Now Moniquye shall be stuck in Matt's brain FOREVER!!!

 

[monique66]

Monique spelt her own name wrong in that previous post! It seems that Matt's brainlessness is kicking in!