vai via cane'! Che comica! Thats great, ill remember to use it in my exam... NOOOTTT i think the examiner would be a lil worried... my Italiano class decided to do abusive letters in Italian once, like just as a joke, pretending that the "friend in Italy" in our prac in class writing task, was a real bitch, and that we'd had a HUGE argument on the phone just to see what my teacher would say..
Its still Italian we'd say.. and wouldn't the markers be impressed by the originality of the letter? wouldn't be another like it!
We got told just to stick with the happy ones, with the dumb idiomatics etc and the corny lines like the ones i posted before.. markers can be sooo boring!