ITT: I propose a probably sub-par Newcastle Bos Meat. (1 Viewer)

[em_516]

Haha me and my bro used to go in piano concerts which were loaded to the teeth with old people. It was so shit being in it let alone to watch. I've never been solely as a spectator, so I usually sat there freaking out that my turn was coming up (and then analysing my performance once I was done ).

 

[jumb]

....although he didnt mind that when he got older

I think I was still too young for that, but it wouldn't matter anyway. Ballerinas have no boobs.

 

[em_516]

I think physie chicks do? Iunno.
I think it's gross how for all those dancing performances chicks wear too much makeup x50million so it looks 'normal' to the crowd.

 

[*TRUE*]

I think I was still too young for that, but it wouldn't matter anyway. Ballerinas have no boobs.

Some do actually.

 

[~untitled~]

I think I was still too young for that, but it wouldn't matter anyway. Ballerinas have no boobs.

I do ballet. I have boobs. You fail.

 

[em_516]

Sandie you do ballet now

 

[~untitled~]

Sandie you do ballet now

he made a statement, im proving hes wrong.

 

[The_highwayman]

good ballerinas have no boobs.

 

[~untitled~]

good ballerinas have no boobs.

yes, you would be correct.

 

[jumb]

I do ballet. I have boobs. You fail.

pics or lies


To be fair, it might just be those leotards they wear, but I stand by my statement.

 

[em_516]

Nah, pretty sure it wouldn't be the leotards. I would've thought that if leotards were so tight that they 'minimised' large boobs, they would only manage to squish them outwards all awkwardly and shit

good ballerinas have no boobs.

yes, you would be correct.

Haha aww, don't sell yourself short. Lets watch Sandie do ballet and judge whether she's shit or not!

 

[jumb]

Nah, pretty sure it wouldn't be the leotards. I would've thought that if leotards were so tight that they 'minimised' large boobs, they would only manage to squish them outwards all awkwardly and shit

I (unfortunately) don't have boobs, so I wouldn't know, but I don't think it works that way.

 

[em_516]

So does. They'd get all cleavagey and stuff. Pretty sure the majority of ballerinas just have small boobs.

 

[~untitled~]

Nah, pretty sure it wouldn't be the leotards. I would've thought that if leotards were so tight that they 'minimised' large boobs, they would only manage to squish them outwards all awkwardly and shit

It depends which ones you wear. The lycra ones i wore for physie i thought did an awkward kind of squish, but in hindsight it may have simply been a lack of boobs on my behalf, it may have also been that physie leotards are bought heaps smaller than they probably should be. Ballet ones (bloch, energetiks etc. cross of cotton and lycra) really dont, theres a lady in our class who is living proof that boobs dont squash in these types.

Haha aww, don't sell yourself short. Lets watch Sandie do ballet and judge whether she's shit or not!

Um.. how do i say this, uh no. Was so out of it last night though, the music was playing and i was just standing there the teacher was like "you alright", im like yea. Then shes pretty much like "well, dance".

 

[jumb]

Um.. how do i say this, uh no. Was so out of it last night though, the music was playing and i was just standing there the teacher was like "you alright", im like yea. Then shes pretty much like "well, dance".

I would pay to see that.

 

[em_516]

*shoots at Sandie's feet*

 

[~untitled~]

It was even worse because when she said that everyone else looked at me and you could tell that half of them ( the stuck up, i can do 20 more pirouettes than you can half) were going "idiot", then the other (nice) half were laughing inside .

 

[em_516]

ITT: I propose a bake-off.

*cough*

 

[~untitled~]

Hell yes. I would so win. Lets do it.

 

[em_516]

Damn it
Seriously though, lets get fat