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A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five." "Fifty five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty two." "How’s you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets."
 

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haha

Photocopying - 5 hours - $940
Writing your name - 10 minutes - $65
Turning on the light - 5 minutes - $30
Opening my draw - 3 minutes - $20
Closing my draw - 7 minutes - $50
Sitting down - 12 minutes - $145.....
 

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MoonlightSonata said:
Photocopying - 5 hours - $940
Writing your name - 10 minutes - $65
Turning on the light - 5 minutes - $30
Opening my draw - 3 minutes - $20
Closing my draw - 7 minutes - $50
Sitting down - 12 minutes - $145.....
sipping moet at the firm christmas party to celebrate a windfall year... priceless? :p

go us loiyaz-ppl.
 

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