hey guys !
my friends and i compiled this together, hope u guys find it useful ay, might spark things back, to help you remember those hard concepts. Or educate you further on the concept to love
any1 who can think of any more of other subjects feel free to post.
CHEM
When im with you make all things possible. You make soap lather in hard water
I cant stop staring at your sexy golgi body.
You light me up like technetium-99.
When we're together we make a conjugate pair.
You superheat my water and melt my sulfur.
You create more heat than the addition of water to concentrated sulfuric acid.
There is no artificial replacement for your love that is as beneficial to society as synthetic rubber.
When you're around, I don't need to compromise my temperature to produce a suitable yield.
You provide a high enough voltage to power my electrolytic cell.
You're so exothermic you make me want to shift left.
you + me <--> lo + ve
As you and me are in equilibrium, a decrease in you would result in a decrease of lo ve as it would shift to minimise the disturbance.
PHYSICS
You make me wanna BCS, (Be Cool and Sexy). It’s just a theory that might explain why I superconduct with you so well
Your overwhelming force of gravitational attraction keeps me in centripetal motion around you
I am the mass and you are the energy. We are equivalent
When I’m with you, the speed of my heart becomes relativistic and I get a boner (mass dilation) and time dilates
We belong together like a Cooper Pair
Like Michelson-Morley, there will always be a null result, nothing can interfere with us, not even that guy called Aether.
Because I carry that current, when you produce that magnetic field, I feel like using my right hand to show which direction you’re making me go.
I like putting slip rings on you, because they are AC (absolutely comforting)
When your change your magnetic flux like that, I get this emf, and there are these eddy currents inside me that tell me to oppose you until you stop where I want you to be, right near me. If you move away, I will attract.
I wish I was a transformer so I could step up my voltage if I was with you.
You’re like a Group III or a Group V element that helps me carry more current.
astro:
Don’t you worry, when I observe when you’re far away, these adaptive optics shall bring me closer to you and give me a greater sensitivity and resolution on your essence.
You emit those great spectral lines which I shall absorb
We belong together like binary stars. But it seems like we’ve already become one which its why we are an astrometric binary.
You’re like a Cepheid, when you have your period, you fill me up with luminosity and I can thus determine your distance away :S
We may have formed in different clusters but I’m still sure we formed at the same time.
You so are explosive, like a supernova.
BIO
I am am exothermic organism and you are my hot ambient temperature.
You are a strand of m-RNA and the resulting polypeptide is our love.
I am an adenine and you are my thymine.
You are what lets me maintain homeostasis.
You are my enzyme, hornase, lowering my activation energy to get horny.
You protect me from the dangers of the Anopheles mosquito.
The diffusion of my love is active transport as I force love into you when you already have a high concentration.
I am the phloem and I transport you, the love, to where it is needed.
You are my type of B lymphocyte.
When you're around, you trigger phagocytosis to kill any harmful cells.
The transgenic species of our love is always perfect.
My selective breeding has chosen your genes to create the perfect child.
When I met you, even Koch's postulates couldn't tell me where the origin of the love I felt came from.
You vaccinate me with a harmless form of the invading hate virus so that I will never be in love.
The dominant and recessive forms of our love making is in a 3:1 ratio.
Any way you draw our Punnet square, the result is 100ove.
Charles Darwin's law of natural selection states that if we breed, our kind will evolve, so ...
You are so special that you can make my denatured enzymes work again.
BUSINESS STUDIES
If you hedge me i can find your derivative (lol bit yuck)
Im such a loss leader without you
I love to distribute my love exclusively to you
Our love is an intangible asset
Your never someone who will corporate raid me or strip my assets
You are my only competition
MATHS
Our paths shall cross when my tangent touches your circle and and meets your radius at 90 degrees.
My love grows exponentially as time goes by
mylove = Ae^kt.
To find your derivative using my first principles i apply a special limit (you are my only love)
When i substitute my u-value for that other guy's ex value, i can evaluate your integral that you've been trying to do for so long.
l=rO, love always starts with a rose (or the first two letters of it)
Our relationship is like a straight line, it shall never have a turning point
my friends and i compiled this together, hope u guys find it useful ay, might spark things back, to help you remember those hard concepts. Or educate you further on the concept to love
any1 who can think of any more of other subjects feel free to post.
CHEM
When im with you make all things possible. You make soap lather in hard water
I cant stop staring at your sexy golgi body.
You light me up like technetium-99.
When we're together we make a conjugate pair.
You superheat my water and melt my sulfur.
You create more heat than the addition of water to concentrated sulfuric acid.
There is no artificial replacement for your love that is as beneficial to society as synthetic rubber.
When you're around, I don't need to compromise my temperature to produce a suitable yield.
You provide a high enough voltage to power my electrolytic cell.
You're so exothermic you make me want to shift left.
you + me <--> lo + ve
As you and me are in equilibrium, a decrease in you would result in a decrease of lo ve as it would shift to minimise the disturbance.
PHYSICS
You make me wanna BCS, (Be Cool and Sexy). It’s just a theory that might explain why I superconduct with you so well
Your overwhelming force of gravitational attraction keeps me in centripetal motion around you
I am the mass and you are the energy. We are equivalent
When I’m with you, the speed of my heart becomes relativistic and I get a boner (mass dilation) and time dilates
We belong together like a Cooper Pair
Like Michelson-Morley, there will always be a null result, nothing can interfere with us, not even that guy called Aether.
Because I carry that current, when you produce that magnetic field, I feel like using my right hand to show which direction you’re making me go.
I like putting slip rings on you, because they are AC (absolutely comforting)
When your change your magnetic flux like that, I get this emf, and there are these eddy currents inside me that tell me to oppose you until you stop where I want you to be, right near me. If you move away, I will attract.
I wish I was a transformer so I could step up my voltage if I was with you.
You’re like a Group III or a Group V element that helps me carry more current.
astro:
Don’t you worry, when I observe when you’re far away, these adaptive optics shall bring me closer to you and give me a greater sensitivity and resolution on your essence.
You emit those great spectral lines which I shall absorb
We belong together like binary stars. But it seems like we’ve already become one which its why we are an astrometric binary.
You’re like a Cepheid, when you have your period, you fill me up with luminosity and I can thus determine your distance away :S
We may have formed in different clusters but I’m still sure we formed at the same time.
You so are explosive, like a supernova.
BIO
I am am exothermic organism and you are my hot ambient temperature.
You are a strand of m-RNA and the resulting polypeptide is our love.
I am an adenine and you are my thymine.
You are what lets me maintain homeostasis.
You are my enzyme, hornase, lowering my activation energy to get horny.
You protect me from the dangers of the Anopheles mosquito.
The diffusion of my love is active transport as I force love into you when you already have a high concentration.
I am the phloem and I transport you, the love, to where it is needed.
You are my type of B lymphocyte.
When you're around, you trigger phagocytosis to kill any harmful cells.
The transgenic species of our love is always perfect.
My selective breeding has chosen your genes to create the perfect child.
When I met you, even Koch's postulates couldn't tell me where the origin of the love I felt came from.
You vaccinate me with a harmless form of the invading hate virus so that I will never be in love.
The dominant and recessive forms of our love making is in a 3:1 ratio.
Any way you draw our Punnet square, the result is 100ove.
Charles Darwin's law of natural selection states that if we breed, our kind will evolve, so ...
You are so special that you can make my denatured enzymes work again.
BUSINESS STUDIES
If you hedge me i can find your derivative (lol bit yuck)
Im such a loss leader without you
I love to distribute my love exclusively to you
Our love is an intangible asset
Your never someone who will corporate raid me or strip my assets
You are my only competition
MATHS
Our paths shall cross when my tangent touches your circle and and meets your radius at 90 degrees.
My love grows exponentially as time goes by
mylove = Ae^kt.
To find your derivative using my first principles i apply a special limit (you are my only love)
When i substitute my u-value for that other guy's ex value, i can evaluate your integral that you've been trying to do for so long.
l=rO, love always starts with a rose (or the first two letters of it)
Our relationship is like a straight line, it shall never have a turning point
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