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Stevo. said:
My potatoe:

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA <3 for crazy ironchef awesomeness
 
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Exphate said:
Love is The Passion of Jesus CHrist.


GOd you'd think these God loving hippies would be able to get the name of the most religiously significant feature film ever correct.
OH JESUS CHRIST I'VE CHANGED THE GODDAMN FILM OK.

also i am an athiest. sorry.
 

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Due to the increasing amount of passion in the mortal world, I have created an automated 4-pack heart-tipped homing missile launcher to replace Cupid's bow and heart-tipped arrow in heaven.
 

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Shell-less and not restricted to our human forms. Though i still think men loving animals is gross.
 

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Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.


lol.
 
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Love is emotional blackmail. Its downing a cheap bottle of wine in a shabby hotel room. Its climbing into the back of his van only to wake up in the morning thinking "Where are my pants? And why do I smell like sex?" Love is for the young and old, the gays and straights. Love can be between pre schoolers and midgets, and this is generally the more interesting kind.


love is martha stewart
 

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"Love is a trip" according to Elizabeth Town.

altho the first time i read it, i read it as "love is a acid trip"
which is like

LOVE IS A DRUG-INDUCED ILLUSION

lol.
 

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Love is blind, as far as the eye can see
 

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...like floating on air, the best thing ever when it's done right!
 

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melimoo said:
backglances and intertwined fingers!!
AH!
well... seems someone fell in love last night.
 

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