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Calculon

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Montpellier, France-AP -- A man in France has been given a suspended jail term and a fine -- for trying to run over a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden.

The man is identified as a struggling artist. His lawyer says the man was traumatized by the bombings in Spain last week -- and was hallucinating when he spotted the pedestrian.

The victim managed to run away from the oncoming car and avoid injury.

The lawyer says the pedestrian obviously wasn't bin Laden -- or his client would have won a very big bounty.
 

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Yeah, last I heard the bounty was like twenty million US. But what the hell would bin laden be doing in France, I mean he's probably still hiding in his cave.
Though this incident does show how paranoia is spreading. I wonder if the bloke had a beard and turban, or else the driver juts had really bad eye sight
 

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the man was probably an american..

they practically think France is part of the axis of evil, would be seeing Bin Ladens everywhere over there.
 
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Osama's not in France, he's in Mexi....no hes in France, definately in France
 

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Originally posted by Calculon
Montpellier, France-AP -- A man in France has been given a suspended jail term and a fine -- for trying to run over a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden.

The man is identified as a struggling artist. His lawyer says the man was traumatized by the bombings in Spain last week -- and was hallucinating when he spotted the pedestrian.

The victim managed to run away from the oncoming car and avoid injury.

The lawyer says the pedestrian obviously wasn't bin Laden -- or his client would have won a very big bounty.
What a reject :mad: Struggling artist searching for publistity - :p
 

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struggling artist?

oh my god
history is repeating itself
Hitler was a struggling artist, we have 2 execute that man before he extermininates each and every single Muslim man, woman and child in that order.
DONT IGNORE HISTORY
 

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yeah why not.

no i have a better idea.

lets exterminate all those ppl wanting to kill the muslims and then exterminate all the muslims and then build a giant space rocket 2 fly all the nice survivors to alpha centuri and build another rocket to fly the remaining naughty annoying ppl inyo the sun
 

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Originally posted by Snapwizard
What a reject :mad: Struggling artist searching for publistity - :p
I hope the judge told him "GET A REAL JOB, HIPPY!!!"
 

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Originally posted by paper
yeah why not.

no i have a better idea.

lets exterminate all those ppl wanting to kill the muslims and then exterminate all the muslims and then build a giant space rocket 2 fly all the nice survivors to alpha centuri and build another rocket to fly the remaining naughty annoying ppl inyo the sun

lol
 

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Originally posted by Enlightened_One
Yeah, last I heard the bounty was like twenty million US. But what the hell would bin laden be doing in France,
crossing the street too!
 

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Originally posted by LaZy_KoReAn
Old news.

:eek: Just realised the date of the original post.
In the non-school forum someone has been pulling out posts 2 yrs old
 

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did anyone see the birthday greeting from "bin laden" on david letterman last night? :D
 

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lol thats classic. If bin Laden is in his cave, he must have a pretty good dialysis machine. I bet he's in Saudi... last place America will look ;)
 

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maybe Bush can have a quick look around next time he pops over for coffee with the Saudi royal family
 

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Bush is too up himself and thus will always have diffculty capturing Osama!!
 

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