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laura.nemo

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uh, maybe instead of going solo you could get out of your room and find someone to help you?
 

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hahahah shame my friend!

well anyhoo there is this simple remedy called the internet which has lots and lots of sites that help people with personal issues like yourself...if you catch my drift:D

p.s. why "our" ? Are you like golem and are two people? Or do you have a friend with you and you both cant get going??
 
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theism

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woah woah.

lets make sure that he's even capable of ejaculating first.

(remember the episode when cartmen tries to force butters to ejaculate, but he cant).

make sure your balls have dropped.
 

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first drop your pants and do a self examination by feeling around for a hole. if you can fit your fingers inside of this hole, you have a vagina and cannot ejaculate. but with practice you can conceal things in there such as those smallish bottles of alcohol, which is almost as good
 

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Hi conics!

To get to orgasm, simply spit in your hand, rub the spit on to your erection (rub it all over), then slide your hand up and down the slippery shaft.

Also, do some stretches, i.e. lying down, swing legs back over head to twist body slightly. Hold this stretch for 2 minutes, or up to 5 minutes if possible. Then, sit on the edge of your bed, lean down and blow yourself, just gently lick your erect penis (it helps to have a big one, like my 9 incher). Then take your mouth off your penis just before you ejaculate. And then give it a hard stroke, just slide your hand down the penis shaft, then quickly up again - jerk it.

Hope this helps, blowing myself always feels fantastic :D I seriously do it and it's awesome.

laters man!
 

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you know what? i think its a good thing u cant ejaculate.

REASONS:
  1. cant get a girl pregnant! nice. =D
  2. girls dont need to get a mouthful of sperm when they suck ur dick. its not the best flavour in the world.
  3. you can masturbate without having to worry about clean up =)
  4. no wet dreams.
thats about all the reasons i can come up with.
embrace ur non ejaculating ways.

unless u guys feel like less of a man not being able to ejaculate? please shed light on this LOL id love to know how u boys feel about being able to come.
 

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shaZ- said:
you know what? i think its a good thing u cant ejaculate.

REASONS:
  1. cant get a girl pregnant! nice. =D
  2. girls dont need to get a mouthful of sperm when they suck ur dick. its not the best flavour in the world.
  3. you can masturbate without having to worry about clean up =)
  4. no wet dreams.
thats about all the reasons i can come up with.
embrace ur non ejaculating ways.

unless u guys feel like less of a man not being able to ejaculate? please shed light on this LOL id love to know how u boys feel about being able to come.
whut about STI's?
 

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having a flog prevents testicular cancer, because it clears the tubes.
 

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unholyXromance said:
tips for those who need to know how to cum.
1. Get a stiff penis
2. grasp penis in prefer hand
3. move hand as if trying to pull penis off body, but don't pull exessively.
Um, wut?
 

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LOL
as in, move it up and down the shaft i think he means ... HAHAHAHAHA
 

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