well i think that u will find that i am 2/cos cMumma said:me = 1/cos(c) (from a history teacher actually)
grendel said:There’s an insane mathematician locked up in mental hospital. He goes around yelling at the other patients, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, at which point the other patient runs off screaming in a fit of hysteria.
He does this all day until at about 8.45pm he comes across a female he has not differentiated yet. “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, he yells at her, no reaction.
He yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!”, still no reaction.
He puts his face millimeters from her face and yells at her again, “I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!!!” and she calmly says “I don’t care I am e to the power of x”
Sorry about that.
sorry Richiee but these are so bad...Richiee said:this is a joke we made up while doing vectors,
whats the normal of "a" and "b" - abnormal
How do you make one burn?
Differentiate a log fire!
Do you know a higher cardinal than the pope?
Two to the pope!
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Three integrals are hanging around in a bar and one of them has just broken up with his girlfriend.
His two buddies are trying to cheer him up by pointing out all the other mathematical entities he could hook up with.
Just then a REALLY hot looking exponential function walks in and sits down at the other end of the bar so one of the Integrals says to his bummed out friend :
"Hey, look at that exponential function down there, why dont you go and integrate her?"
And his friend just looks over and says "no....it wouldnt make any difference".
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK
1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
doesn't this depend on one's definition of an exponential function? it's not always "e" to the power of something, it can be other numbers... under which case your joke miserably crumbles.Originally Posted by Richiee
Three integrals are hanging around in a bar and one of them has just broken up with his girlfriend.
His two buddies are trying to cheer him up by pointing out all the other mathematical entities he could hook up with.
Just then a REALLY hot looking exponential function walks in and sits down at the other end of the bar so one of the Integrals says to his bummed out friend :
"Hey, look at that exponential function down there, why dont you go and integrate her?"
And his friend just looks over and says "no....it wouldnt make any difference".
this one really depends on whether ppl know what a topological Klein Bottle in mathematics is... and most ppl in this 4u subforum wouldn't know.Originally Posted by Richiee
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK
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10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it...