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[Dave85]

id hav 2 say jessica simpson anyday...

 

[veanz]

haha if girls ever need insight into the mind of males, all they have to do is title threads with 'men only'...and vice versa of course

 

[Beaky]

Here is Lyndsay Lohan without makeup or anything... Just a bikini... Too much freckles for my liking

http://www.joker-inc.com/files/lohan06.html

 

[Raiks]

I recently read that Tara Reid has become a mentor of sorts to Lindsay Lohan, tutoring her in the various fields and disciplines that are essential to any young, top-heavy creature. This was of course a strange thing to hear, because you generally don't think of C-List actresses as having any appreciable and therefore teachable or learnable skill. Yet there is something touching about mentoring. Tara Reid, after all, took Lindsay Lohan to the Nicky Hilton wedding, and perhaps this is what inspired TV's Wilmer Valderrama (He played Fes in That 70's Show) to give her a promise ring some days later.

Lindsay Lohan: Tara, it's Lindsay.
Tara Reid: Hey there bad girl!
LL: Guess what?
TR: What?
LL: Wilmer just gave me a promise ring!
TR: OMG!
LL: OMG!
TR: That's super special. Did you wipe it off with kleenex like I showed you?
LL: No, not around my neck - it's for my finger!
TR: OMG!
LL: OMG for sure!
TR: How are your boobs?
LL: Fucking huge!
TR: Ask me how mine are.
LL: How are your boobs?
TR: (pause) Fucking huge!
LL: OMG!
TR: OMG fuck yeah!
LL: Mine kind of hurt though.
TR: I know, I have like little blobs of silicone in my toes and all my joints ache!
LL: That's so weird.
TR: Hang on, I'm falling off a table...Wheee!
LL: Tara?
TR: (inaudible) Do you know who the fuck I am? You can't step with Josie and The Pussycats, asshole!
LL: OMG, don't let them hurt you!
TR: OMG, my tits just exploded!
LL: OMG, mine too!
TR: OMG, my left boob is under my armpit it looks like I have a bald man in a half nelson!
LL: OMG! Me too!
TR: OMG, I just blew a .24 on a breathalyser!
LL: OMG, I'm all smacked out on painkillers!
TR: TTYL?
LL: For sure.

I'd have to go jessica simpson, although with Lohan, you'd get her, or a hilton, a ritchie or a reid or all at once as a bonus most likely, depending on how late in to the night it was.

 

[peepee]

i have to agree with whoever said mandy moore

i've met her before and she touched my hand

last time i told someone that, they asked me to rub my hand all over their penis.

edit: btw i know this is a males only thread...oh well.

 

[thejosiekiller]

thx for all the alba pics- lighten up my day

i wish i could meet a girl like her- i could die and be happy

 

[thejosiekiller]

dont tease- it hurts too much

 

[Atotoi]

i have to agree with whoever said mandy moore

i've met her before and she touched my hand

last time i told someone that, they asked me to rub my hand all over their penis.

edit: btw i know this is a males only thread...oh well.

HAhahahaahah, her hand must have been really nice...either that or the person you told is a definite Horndog

 

[pookie1234]

can i go ryan girdler in the corner or does it have to be lindsay lohan? she goes alright.... meh theres a harry potter rip off with her in it. thats y she gets my vote. cos she has her tits out and the guys are all funny.... yeah oh well