mid-semester intake (1 Viewer)

[em_516]

should've gone with 'ya mum'..always a winner..

matt, please explain

 

[The_highwayman]

Jumb said the knife etc was because of love.
My reply was "no, they were always part of the rape." i then added the next question in order to make jumbs whole suggestion sound completely ludicrous.

He then replied that God would believe the tools of rape were for love, probably because god is supposed to forgive all or somesuch.

Jokes need not be explained.

Oh, and jumb, try and take back non-school. things were better when you reigned supreme.

 

[em_516]

yah, well, it obviously wasn't a fantastic 'joke'
that or my brain is too mashed from assignments

 

[jumb]

Jokes need not be explained.

I still only just get it

Oh, and jumb, try and take back non-school. things were better when you reigned supreme.

I dunno, it's not really worth it these days.

yah, well, it obviously wasn't a fantastic 'joke'
that or my brain is too mashed from assignments

Come and give me a blow job, that will make your brain feel better.


Also, as a side note, are you kids going to go to the winter bos meat? I might go, but only if its not on the 13th or 20th cause of exams.

 

[The_highwayman]

i won't be going.

 

[em_516]

holy crap,
so if you REALLY want to enjoy newcastle, don't catch a bus

first encounter today: older woman with boobies quite literally ON her waist..seriously..i double-checked

second encounter: a girl got off who was quite tall and also rather large who woke up today and thought it would be a good day to wear a halter-neck top..no..i have an image of back fat, jiggling arms and a crooked, strange-fitting top lodged in my mind

third encounter: a girl wearing a skirt muuuch shorter than the coat she was wearing, which raised interest in the pirate-like man sitting in front of me

*spew* at newcastle sometimes i swear :s

Also, as a side note, are you kids going to go to the winter bos meat? I might go, but only if its not on the 13th or 20th cause of exams.

what is it?

 

[jumb]

what is it?

Pub crawl in sydney.

Also, the only time I ever catch buses is when I'm drunk, so I can't relate to you.

 

[The_highwayman]

second encounter: a girl got off who was quite tall and also rather large who woke up today and thought it would be a good day to wear a halter-neck top..no..i have an image of back fat, jiggling arms and a crooked, strange-fitting top lodged in my mind

hahaha.

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

 

[em_516]

Pub crawl in sydney.

mm no, i only do *a* pub, not pub *crawls*
i also only do cheap drinks

 

[jumb]

mm no, i only do *a* pub, not pub *crawls*
i also only do cheap drinks

That's why only cheap guys like you.

boo-yah!

 

[The_highwayman]

HEY! i'm not cheap

 

[em_516]

That's why only cheap guys like you.

boo-yah!

pft, gtfo

HEY! i'm not cheap

ah yes, but we're all lame

 

[jumb]

pft, gtfo

no u

On a slightly related note, ARE you single emily?

 

[The_highwayman]

Not after that night on nobby's

 

[jumb]

I keep reading the title of this thread and thinking it's a sexual double entendre.

 

[em_516]

haha gross

and yes
sorry highwayman

 

[jumb]

haha gross

and yes
sorry highwayman

You two should totally hook up.

 

[em_516]

i.just.wasted.my.1337.post.in.l&r.

 

[jumb]

i.just.wasted.my.1337.post.in.l&r.

Delete an old post, duh.

 

[em_516]

the damage has been done, i'll always know