Monty Python (merged) (3 Viewers)

[um..]

hah dunno where i got that from

how good is it when john cleese goes and kills all those people at the wedding

and the two guards watching the gay son

and the rabbit, with the holy hand grenade of antioch

and the knights who say ni and their shrubbery

fuck me its good

 

[sar sar]

Listen, lad, I built this kingdom up from nothing. All I had when I started was a swamp ... other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same ... just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So I built a another one ... that sank into the swamp. I built another one ... That fell over and THEN sank into the swamp .... So I built another ... and that stayed up. And that's what your gonna get, lad: the most powerful kingdom in this island.



haha just got it from the site.. that scenes so funny

 

[saladsurgery]

Originally posted by Da Monstar
wtf is Monty Python ????

*rips Da Monstar apart*

 

[sar sar]

*assists salad in ripping da monstar apart*

 

[Nose Bleed]

what about when two guards of a castle are just watching (i think john clesse?) running across a field towards them, for ages, and eventually he gets there and kills one and runs in and the other guard goes "Hey..."

Albitross! Get your albitross!
Its fucking albitross flavour!
ne one seen that?

I lost the ability to say the letter c in an unfortunate siamese bat accident as a child.
Oh you mean siamese cat
no no siamese bats are much more dangerous

 

[sar sar]

hahah mlagana i remember that from the hollywood bowl!

wat about the philosophers song?

Imanuel Kant was real pissant who was vary rarely stable
Heidegger,Heidegger was a boozy begger who could drink you under the table....bah couldnt be bothered to type it all out

haha used to sing that at skool all the time.. no-one knew wat i was on about

and the argument!!!! rofl!

*ding on the bell*

"good morning"

"that wasnt 5 minutes"

"Im afraid it was"

*argues playfully* "no it wasnt"

*john cleese just stares at michael palin* "im sorry im not allowed to argue unless youve paid me"

 

[bookboy18]

I love the whole fish linsence skit and Eric the half a bee

'I love him semi-carnally'

 

[miguel_fugdey]

how can anyone not know about monty python...whats wrong with you MONSTAR?

 

[miguel_fugdey]

oh yeah and john cleese is on THE GREAT OUTDOORS next week...not sure why

 

[hurrotisrobbo]

Originally posted by sar sar

"...... ur mother was a hamster and ur father smelt of hannaberries"

ELDERberries, damnit, ELDER, not HANNA. :mad1:


Well... umm...


Head Knight of Ni: We are no longer the Knights who Say Ni!
Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knights of Ni: Shh!
Head Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who Say... ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!
King Arthur: Well, Knights of... Knights who up till recently said 'Ni...'

and...

"...Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!"

 

[tammer]

Originally posted by um..
search for the holy grail: the bridge keeper
"its just a flesh wound"

that has to be my favourite too... cant watch it enuf! classic :rofl:

 

[Nose Bleed]

No one goes home empty handed.... so were gonna chop his hands off

 

[um..]

hahah
whats that off again?

has anyone seen ripping yarns? it was a spin off done by one of em, michael palin i think. funny

 

[sar sar]

Originally posted by hurrotisrobbo


ELDERberries, damnit, ELDER, not HANNA. :mad1:

it bloody well sounds like hannaberries with that french accent

 

[bookboy18]

'You are all individuals'

'We are all individuals'

'I'm not'

:rofl:

 

[miguel_fugdey]

hahahaahahahahhahhahahhahahaha that is so good...whats that one off?

 

[um..]

the life of brian

how good is the stoning scene, where all the women are pretending to be men

"who threw that rock?"
"*high-pitched voices*she did! she did!*low-pitched voices*we mean he did! he did!"

 

[Nose Bleed]

beggining of holy grail cant remember how it goes but he calls someone and old man and they are a young woman or something and this peasant quesitons the whole regime and stuff and hes just digging a hole hehe

 

[liliputian]

the best bit is definitely "we are the knights who sayyy NI!" and "Fetch us a shrubbery"... "ANOTHER shrubbery!" etc etc...

actually everything they say is humourous...the killer rabit at the end of grail, and the guy beign chased by a hundred topless women to his death...oh memories...i might just go get out all the movies when the exams are finsihed

 

[bookboy18]

*launches into a stunning rendition of 'Every sprem is sacred', followed by 'Knights of the Round table' and concluded by 'The universe song'

God. Monty Python music is hilarious.

'Always look on the bright side of life ....