I HATE all ringtone/wallpaper/games-for-your-mobile ads. They are SO CRAP! They are on ALL the time. They make me want to cry. And theres lots of ads that you don't see unless you live in the country... some are craptastic. Like the clark tanks ad?
Two male raindrops go down a pipe into a clark tank. Their names are H2O and (something else). Two girl raindrops (bubbles and splash -- the names are written on their helmets... yes, they wear helmets) are already there: "Well hello boys, you're in a clark tank" "thats right boys. did you know clark tanks have a heavy duty wall that tapers to a thick base at the bottom?" "cos thats where the PRESSURE is!" "well girls, I'm glad we're in a clark tank" Then fade to black, and you hear giggling, like the raindrops are making out inside the tank. Has anyone seen it?
And theres some regional trading post ad or something (I'm not sure what its for), where its got a white background, and its ABSOLUTELY SILENT, and they put up lots of gay CLIP ART pictures for about 10 seconds, then a picture of a smiling flower in a pot comes up, and some gay voice says "don't potter about" and they flash up the details in word art text. Its something that a 5 year old could whip up on powerpoint in about 2 minutes.