Movie cliches (1 Viewer)

[Arvin Sloane]

*disguised as a dog* MEOW!

 

[nicko88]

That list is so true. I agree a lot with the point where an actress who makes themself ugly, fat or a man for a movie role will win an Oscar.

 

[monique66]

yeah, for some reason people can relate to celebrities that wear fat suits then miraculously lose weight...*sighs*

 

[Zoltan]

In horror movies, when the beautiful girl walks into the basement/garage/lighthouse/killer's lair, she always says "hello?" Hello is the death call; when you call hello into some random killer's lair you always get slaughtered.

 

[monique66]

and the women are always wearing silky pjs or lingerie

 

[Abbeygale]

Not to mention high heels. This applies to all women, not just those destined for slaughter-dom. Female action heroes can fight in high heeled boots without ever losing traction or twisting an ankle.

 

[Zoltan]

Also, any computer used in a movie never stalls or crashes. You can access any account by typing "override password", and when you need to wipe info off the hard drive, just press the delete key.

 

[monique66]

and anyone notice the lack of cursors?

 

[Arvin Sloane]

and the women are always wearing silky pjs or lingerie

You called?

 

[monique66]

sorry, no that was my alterego typing~

 

[Arvin Sloane]

sorry, no that was my alterego typing~

My alter ago is named Chesterton.

 

[monique66]

interesting....i haven't named mine yet, any suggestions?

 

[SashatheMan]

every star trek movie sucks, such a cliche, they should actually make soemtihng different.

 

[rumour]

List was too long and not funny enough!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:
All beds have special L-shaped sheets which reach up to the armpit level of a woman, but only to the waist level of the man lying beside her.
^ That is a very good one- always true!!!!!!!

 

[Arvin Sloane]

interesting....i haven't named mine yet, any suggestions?

Arvin Sloane.

 

[monique66]

yeah, its gonna need some work...