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My buddy's gf is a crazy slutty bitch who will completely rape my friend's life (1 Viewer)

Epic_Postings

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well I do want to become an investment banker, and maybe murdering her would be a potential career-suicide move



































































or I'll just lead the life of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
 

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Epic_Postings said:
or I'll just lead the life of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
release the rat!
 

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chicky_pie said:
What you mean she will rape your friend's life? What things has she done? or is going to do?

well i mean what people normally mean when you combine a nice, innocent little inexperienced nice guy with a much older, experienced crazy slut who fucks like 4 guys in one night and still lives with her ex bf and has casual sex with him.
 

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Epic_Postings said:
well i mean what people normally mean when you combine a nice, innocent little inexperienced nice guy with a much older, experienced crazy slut who fucks like 4 guys in one night and still lives with her ex bf and has casual sex with him.
lulwut
 

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Epic_Postings said:
well i mean what people normally mean when you combine a nice, innocent little inexperienced nice guy with a much older, experienced crazy slut who fucks like 4 guys in one night and still lives with her ex bf and has casual sex with him.

wow that's horribly whoreness of her, why won't your friend get rid of her :(
 

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Her love life is obviously epic fail. Her daily exercise routine is probably the best out there.
 

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look im sorry dude but your postings really aren't all that epic
 

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breaking said:
look im sorry dude but your postings really aren't all that epic
Good evening, Misc. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day posting- the security of the reps, the tranquility of noodz. I enjoy them as much as any poster. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone being banned or the end of some awful bloody e-arguement, are celebrated with a nice day. I thought we could mark this September 22nd, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to log in and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to post. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted through PMs, and men with bans sticks will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with the misc, isn't there?

Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object and neg, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and mods of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? Bans, Negs, trolls. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense and reps. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the high rep mods. They promised you order, they promised you peace and no more gay porn trolls, and all they demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Tonight I seek to end that silence, to remind the misc of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great poster wished to embed misc freedom forever in our memory with his 17in cut like diamonds. His hope was to remind the misc that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives.

So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this forum remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the today to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to post beside me! Together we shall give them a misc that shall never, ever be forgot!


Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
 

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Epic_Postings said:
well i mean what people normally mean when you combine a nice, innocent little inexperienced nice guy with a much older, experienced crazy slut who fucks like 4 guys in one night and still lives with her ex bf and has casual sex with him.
pics
 

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