need cool pick up lines (1 Viewer)

[Epistemophobia]

"if you were a burger at macdonalds, i'd name you mcbeautiful."

i'd do you.

 

[Cookie182]

Hi, how has your night been?

Congratulations. You posted the only line that is proved to actually work.

 

[moll.]

i'd do you.

lol.
It's nice to be appreciated occasionally.

 

[chicky_pie]

"if you were a burger at macdonalds, i'd name you mcbeautiful."

Only a fat girl would appreciate someone saying that to them, lol.

 

[conics2008]

farkinnn... this thread is still going on.. ffs get a life people, I just wanted to laugh at some stupid pick up lines.

 

[hvf26]

lol i have a good one...hope anyone hasnt posted this before

"NOW BITCH!!!"

XDD

ahaha nah jks i just thought it was frkn halarious first time my mate told me that one

 

[adnan91]

Do u have a spanner? cuz evrytime i look at you my nuts tighten

 

[conics2008]

get in the car or i will cut you bitch.

 

[Hollieee]

Do you have a raisin? No? How bout a date?

I giggled a tad =)

 

[conics2008]

^^ haa thats soo old xD

 

[Hollieee]

Is it? I only heard it like, a few months ago. Thought it was a bit of a hoot.
Oh well, I'm fairly delayed and behind the times with most things, its only logical I'm the same with pick up lines.

 

[xx.kelly.xx]

Heres one a friend tried on me the other night...


If looks could kill, you'd be a murderer



:apig:

 

[Riet]

Cum on her face and then run away.

 

[mugamacranbrook]

you're all gay little bitches :L
who do not know how to pick up females in a correct manner.:mad1:
If you do want to learn the correct way of the naruto guy, please visit my web page on www.narutoforlife.com

And besides; all the chicks would come to me, since i can run like a NINJA >=]
If they're in any sort of trouble, I can run away with them >:]

So technically, I, THE NINJA NARUTO GUY, does not NEED these immature, stupid , pick-up lines >:]

anyways, please visit my webpage whenever you are free ^^

I am a gangster naruto guy that can run like a ninja ; with my hands behind me when i run :]

haha bro i bet you get SO MUCH POON with your naruto skills. sexy jutsu right? Love running with my hands behind my back, because no one gets it.

 

[mugamacranbrook]

"if you were a burger at macdonalds, i'd name you mcbeautiful."

oh dude...... that failed so hard that its actually hilarious. solid effort.

 

[red802]

lol
"i lost my phone number, can i have yours

 

[chamelia]

Your lips are as red as the roses in spring
Ill make you mine and give you a ring
On our wedding night Ill make you sing
If thats not appealing then how about a fling