Onstage 2004 (1 Viewer)

[Will_Sparky]

that made NO sense... maybe i should re read everything... f*%^ it!

 

[kalinda]

we really should have ratings for these threads

 

[grk_styl]

lol No what I meant was that before it was a little dirty, then I stopped it. And Carson thinks I ruin everything. lol

am i just rambling? i need to go to bed!

 

[cmaddogz]

haha... yes, u are rambling (RAMBLORE!!!)... and yet again, you have ruined EVERYTHING jem!

 

[grk_styl]

everything single post you have made is about me ruining everything.

You sure know how to break a girl's heart!

 

[cmaddogz]

awww. im sorry...

*offers hug*

i apologise... i didn't mean to hurt you...

 

[grk_styl]

i suppose it's ok....

*accepts hugs*

i love hugs

 

[aLeeOh!]

Originally posted by cmaddogz
to that i say.... wait for it..

my "manhood" as you put it will never be put in question my dear cyber-geek... for you see that my ding dong schlong equals that of the length of king kong... hence, i fear not... for the cold shall still hold my "manhood" in good steed....

and with that, i say TOUCHE'!!! hehe

*clasps hands in air in victory*


btw, im still waiting for a taker on the naked thing... i mean - form what im saying above, all the ladies should be jumping at the oppurtunity hahaha.. NOT... i love the net... full of wonderful stories

"cyber-geek"?
err hmmm... my dear, dear little man....
no need to defend yourself with stories, and rhyming riddles of king kong...
youve resorted to checking out his pickle but im afraid youve got the story wrong...

let me tell you a sad, but very true story....
erhmmm*clears throat*...
"the ding dong story"

king kong he was handsome. a strong and strapping young lad.
always boasting of all that he was, always boasting of all that he had.
he-just like you-had great pride in his "manly" wares
never afraid to strut his stuff, making sure all knew what he had down there
but one day in nepal ,when the snow froze everything around
something was wrong,.... something froze and fell down.
slowly he looked, with fear as to what had become of his stroodle,
his pride, his life, his vanity, his manhood, his doodle.
with a short, sharp gasp, he bent down and picked up his schlong,
mortified,he looked down at his body.only to realise he had no "dong".
yes, yes yes... i am sorry to say but the story is too true
and looking sadly down upon his blue schlong was all king kong could do.
so the moral of my story is beware of pride, of boasting, a certain thing
for yours could sadly end up like poor king kong's schlong with the "dong" no more but a little "ding".....



ahhh..........have no idea what i wrote, but hey. now youve wasted your time reading my lovely little poem!hahaha,,,.. ahhhh..you love me! lol

 

[cmaddogz]

*gasps for air*

i, i am surprised by, by this t- t- talent...

*gasps for more air, loosens collar*

ahh, i, i, i can't bre- breathe.... i sh- sh- shall write mo- mo- more later...

 

[grk_styl]

roflmao

Well done aL!!! Most impressed.

Looky-there, you got Carson gasping for air!!!!

(shit I just rhymed... )

 

[aLeeOh!]

hahahaha... there's a poet in all of us!
why thank you thank you thank you

Originally posted by cmaddogz
*gasps for air*

i, i am surprised by, by this t- t- talent...

*gasps for more air, loosens collar*

ahh, i, i, i can't bre- breathe.... i sh- sh- shall write mo- mo- more later...

you just wanna take your clothes off carson

 

[grk_styl]

Originally posted by aLeeOh!
you just wanna take your clothes off carson

lol maybe he got turned on by your poet expertise?

 

[cmaddogz]

*removes tiny "ding" from pants*

*attemps masturbation over poetry*

no, no... i, i still c- c- cant do it... must re- re- recover...

 

[grk_styl]

lol oh, go warm yaself up!

 

[aLeeOh!]

oh my... it must have been very VERY cold!

 

[kalinda]

man this thread turned really dirty
i leave for a few days and ;look what happens

 

[cmaddogz]

"A RESPONSE"



the story you see,
is definetely wrong...
Indeed t'was bout me,
but not "big ben", my schlong...
Metaphorically,
i'm "like" king kong.
but alas alee,
its 9 inches long...

I never have fear,
of winter or the cold,
the facts they are clear,
t'will be big ev'n wen old.
Stand far, or near,
you'll see it's quite bold,
alee shed a tear,
as it's not covered in mould.

i need not boast,
but i do have my pride.
as i propose a toast -
to what hangs by my side:
big ben of east coast,
what al wants to ride,
she craves it the most
but yet is denied...

My dearest sweet al,
your apology intercepted.
You small breasted gal,
your apology accepted
speak no more i shall
only pussy accepted,
so i ask of ur canal,
that it now be wide-spread...

 

[grk_styl]

*speechless*

 

[cmaddogz]

*chuckles*

*raises hands in air victoriously*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (that's an evil laugh)... Professer Chaos shall always win!

 

[grk_styl]

lol I'm just speechless coz of some of the lines....