paris hilton is a fucking joke. she reads out the same prepared statement as to not reflect her incredible lack of brains to either act moronic or to not offend anyone. pay special attention to the interviews that she has with reporters. notable are the ones for nye and the one on 2dayfm.
she mentions that goes to bondi
she mentions that the people of sydney are so nice and
she loves sydney.
ask anything about something requiring a jump from the script and you will see stupid fuck automatically lazered onto her forehead.