Please help me with kidney experiment (1 Viewer)

[xibeleli]

Please i have a pratical biology coming up soon, my teacher fucked up the experiment and so we werent able to complete it.

Please give me a quick outline of the method used for "dissection of a kidney" experiment thank you very much!!!!

and if possible a description for the "renal dialysis" experiment too

 

[livokid]

kidneys are found in the lower back..... they work with diffusion and osmosis and bla bla bla who know who cares bio sucks whammy!...well then ya teachers a fuk up isnt he, disection of a kidney:
1. take a scalpul, and slice
2. stab the motherf**
3. cut a 10cm whole above his pelvus remove kidney
4.gag him so you dont hear the screaming from the pain
5. place kidney on sterile bench
6. lick it
7. slice aproximatly 10mm from the apethidral of the epathermal external skin layer of the kidneys right hand side
8. if the epidermis is mildly tough change to a stanly knife.
9. place butter in pan
10. tastes best shallow fryed in a pan garnished with garlic and parsley
11. side dish of potatoes optional for those who dont care about carbs.
12. same method applies when cooking alfredo
13.bonapetite!

 

[jeff.wong]

Perform a first-hand investigation of the structure of a mammalian kidney by dissection, use of a model or visual resource and identify the regions involved in the excretion of waste products

Aim: To identify parts of a mammalian kidney.

Method:
1. Place the kidney on the dissecting tray.
2. Use a scalpel to cut a median longitudinal section of the kidney. Do not cut the tubes and leave the two halves of the kidney attached to them.
3. Draw the internal structure of the kidney and label the structures.

Diagram:
EDIT: Basically label the main parts e.g. cortex, medulla, renal pelvis and ureter.


Conclusion:
The parts are correctly identified.