Pope Death Conspiracy (1 Viewer)

[Abu Ghurayb]

So Murf, do you concider yourself an intellegent person?

 

[GretaGarbo]

I've been following the decline of the pope for a long time now, and It's my belief that he's not really dead at all. If you read the following evidence, I'm sure you'll agree:

• The Pope died on April 2nd (Vatican time), is it any coincidence that this is just ONE day after april fools day?
• There were never any photos of the Pope in Hospital released
• In many of his sermans, the pope talked about his own death.
• Suge Knight, the driver of the pope mobile, never showed up for questioning after the Popes death
• The pope died when he was 84 years old, april is the 4th month of the year, coincidence?
• The pope often rapped, I mean, spoke about "Heaven" where he would "live forever." Perhaps an allusion to the hoax?
• The pope had been the target of an assasination, but did not die.
• On the cover of his album "7 day theory" there is a picture of the pope crucified. Jesus Christ was also crucified, and he tricked everyone into believing he was dead.

So there you have the conclusive evidence that Tupac isn't really dead at all.
Wait, did I just say Tupac? Because I meant to say the Pope.

You're not funny. Just shut the fuck up.

 

[Generator]

Murf's rant

Random stupidity... Only a mod could stem the tide that threatens us all.

 

[mmm_sofay]

so is the pope dead or not?

 

[Espo15]

hahahahah.

best.thread.ever.

 

[mishka]

oh please "wah wah boo hoo show some compassion you meanie!"

i actually AM catholic and i think john paul had a lot of flaws which people are going to overlook now because - shock horror! - he died. i mean, this is the man who would travel to aids ridden african countries and tell them that condoms did not protect against aids.... all because of the catholic stance on contraception.

i don't have a problem with people having different views of the Pope, what i'm saying is i don't think this "conspiracy" theory is an appropriate thread at this time. as i said, maybe this wasn't the best place to put it.

 

[Espo15]

it's a joke. get over it.

 

[glycerine]

tis called humour m'dear.

 

[LMF^^]

ROFL

The Pope will now be sippin Hennessey in Thugz Mansion wit 2Pac.

Thiz iz a joke, why you ppl takin so seriouzly...?

 

[Rorix]

Deary me, some of you people are profoundly retarded.

 

[Skeeta]

from the title of the thread i thought that it was going to blame the Dan Brown books.

 

[SashatheMan]

haha i didnt catch on at first that this was a joke related to tupac. and thought it was abit stupid , but now its funny

 

[Slidey]

this is a well-respected religious leader we are talking about.

And how does that matter? Would it be different if we were talking about a homeless person on the street?

There should be joy in death. Sadness indicates denial of that person's right to move on; something rather selfish. As for humour: I personally would like to think that I would elicit happiness and laughter even when I'm dead.

Would the Pope himself have responded so vehemently and angrily to the way Abu acting? I don't think so. So why should we?

 

[hiphophorray123]

Deary me, some of you people are profoundly retarded.

that's like a retard calling other people a bunch of retards....oh wait, that's exactly what it is.

 

[Arvin Sloane]

well what else am i supposed to say when someone makes a post such as this... there is no need for it.

Sez you.

Who cares if the pope is dead? Existence is suffering and all that.

 

[Korn]

your theory makes no sense.

the day AFTER april fools day is no longer april fools day.

and the although 84 is a product of 4, so is 88, 80 and 76.

why would they release photos of the pope in hospital?

who's the joke on if the leader of the catholic church decided to play dead?

He didnt die in Hospital anyways, he died in his apartment at the Vatican

 

[um..]

goodness some people are thick

 

[Korn]

goodness some people are thick

I get the joke between Tupac and the Pope, its just not funny

 

[SashatheMan]

I get the joke between Tupac and the Pope, its just not funny

yuor a serious sirious man.

 

[Espo15]

And how does that matter? Would it be different if we were talking about a homeless person on the street?

There should be joy in death. Sadness indicates denial of that person's right to move on; something rather selfish. As for humour: I personally would like to think that I would elicit happiness and laughter even when I'm dead.

Would the Pope himself have responded so vehemently and angrily to the way Abu acting? I don't think so. So why should we?

don't worry champ, i'll be happy when you die.