Post your problms here for some Relationship Advice! (1 Viewer)

[jess 94]

I'm a relationship expert. post your problms here for some relationship advice from me yours truly!

Main rules/advice of this thread:

○ If you don't give her what she needs, she'll get it where she can, cause she's lonely man!

○ Never look her in the eyes

○ Don't leave yourself alone for too many days, but try a piece of everything

○ Soon you'll be desensitized to even the most basic of human emotions

○ Never tell the one you want that you do... save it for the deathbed so you know you kept her wanting you

○ Dress her down and liquor her up

○ Let her treat you like a criminal, so you can treat her like a priest.

○ Fall asleep with stranger's wives, the wild wives of unknown men. Eyes on the prize my friends.

Also, this:

 

[jess 94]

Example question: this girl in my university tutorial wont go out with me

Answer:
1.buy her flowers and then throw an apple at her head when she's not looking
2. come over and be like: oh no who did that!
3. ask her out on a date then pretend not to have money so she pays for the date (promise to pay her back)

 

[2xL]

Example question: this girl in my university tutorial wont go out with me

Answer:
1.buy her flowers and then throw an apple at her head when she's not looking
2. come over and be like: oh no who did that!
3. ask her out on a date then pretend not to have money so she pays for the date (promise to pay her back)

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUARK strongadvice/10

 

[DeeAndLife]

Hha what do you do if you want your boyfriends housemate?

 

[nerdasdasd]

Example question: this girl in my university tutorial wont go out with me

Answer:
1.buy her flowers and then throw an apple at her head when she's not looking
2. come over and be like: oh no who did that!
3. ask her out on a date then pretend not to have money so she pays for the date (promise to pay her back)

Fail/ 10 LOl