I'd like to think that, even though my grandfather died from smoking after working at British American Tobacco (at the time they gave free smokes to the folks in the accounts office) for twenty years, I would still represent the tobacco companies: it's part of that ethos of being a zealous advocate to whomsoever calls upon my services with a brief that lies within my expertise.
Note to self: do not allow the law of defending tobacco companies become an area of my expertise.
Wake up call to self: having yet to win a prize in law, I seriously doubt anything will ever be within my 'area of expertise'.
Reminder to self: BoSers do not want to hear you bitching about not getting a prize again.
Psych evaluation to self: like talking to oneself, interior dialogue on the public web forum is a sign of madness.