Rap Battles. (1 Viewer)

[butch14589]

this is the place to prove your worth in the rap game.
the rules
1-no family cop outs,
2-no death threats,
and 3- censor all words, considering this is a clean site.

okay whos up first?

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

me

 

[Bookie]

yo yo butch i fucked your mum twice last night
only afta ur grandma gave me a fright
cos she lost her dentures in the night
lucky out of my cock she didnt take a bite

and from me dont think you can run
cos yo ass is as big as yo mamas bun
next up imma get my big fat gun
gonna show you how ta hav some fun

that means imma fuckin blow your head off
you scrawny little mummys boy toff
You sing like David Hasellhoff
Its only blood thatll come out with your cough

But right now i gotta study for maths extension
Its pretty easy, its all perception
bet you wouldnt know, cos youre general maths, 2nd dimension?
all you got is some calculator tension

but me, i gotta sub usinA=x to integrate
Or multiply mass by 9.8 to get the weight
De Moivre, Newton, Euclid, it aint them I hate
Its finishin early so I dont get late
Cos I wanna do nCr and probability
Before I figure out more AM GM inequalty
find the sin x/x limit infintiy
Before I hit the circle geometry
Gotta find a + ib in mod-arg form
that cubic polynomial looks like worm
Better find out this hyperbolas tangent and norm
Cos I gotta keep up my top 10 ranking form

 

[EightySixMafia]

Was that a serious attempt bookie?

 

[k8kate]

hahahahaha. maths rap. love it

 

[hiphophooray123]

i love you brogy broges.

p.s and i didnt have any credit to sms back . but ill prob buy my ticket tommorow . Not sure about tables though i gotta ask justin and kimi if they are going and elle, if so we'll all get a table and u can come on it and handjob me.

 

[dillian]

Hip Hop Hooray You Really Suck

Like Petrol Going Up By One More Buck

Ha Ha Ha, Your So Gay

I Fuck Your Mother Like Everysingle Day

Im Typing This In Class

Kicking Back On The Chair On My Ass

Ive Go To Go, He He Lolz Cya Bro

 

[hiphophooray123]

get off my bandwagon *kicks*

 

[MB_007]

Theres no use battlin without opponents but n e way


Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow
Dillian has a little dick, takes hiem 2 seconds to blow
Ok listen up lil girls its time for ur fall
U playin little league im playin street ball
U people rap about maths and subjects at skool
it seems to me u cant wait to go back there fool
U rhyme a few words and u think u can battle
thats like being up shits creek without a paddle

U be thankn god like u won a match,
u aint even scratchd d surface of a lyrical level or on a spiritual batch,
so lets change up d pace, better yet change up d place
cuz d only swings u get from girls is a fist 2 d face
rejected within seconds, now thats a poor effort/
leave u stranded playin wit sand like the saraha desert/
u aint eva met ne1 more talented then thee
n to make ur defeat worse, dis aint even the best of me

puff up d spliff, wen i rip sum of dis ill shit
ur effort of writin is nearly equivalent 2 d size of ur dick
n im talkn about that toothpick shit, d one 2 clean ur gums like a brush piece
ur gurl gave u head, n instead she left wit clean teeth
i mean, u testin a force greater than d devil himself
try n surpass my level, but resulted wit 'd king of d fags' title belt


Word lol

 

[dillian]

For MB 007

Dillian has a gigantic penis
ure mum was on her period, drew so much blood
she was left on a intrivenis
Drip, your an absolute Fuckwit
im a lyrcial genious, you aint shit
The only spliff im puffing is your mothers pussy
and ima whip out the shaver if that shit is bushy
just to clarify to size of my cock, its on the wall of ure sisters room
next to posters of punk rock
This aus, i aint playing little league, you aint playing street ball
therefore it was a weak call, like being up shit creek without a paddle
thats stolen of a fuckin 8 mile battle, ill make you rattle like the toys in ure cot
cos u feel little boys and you dont even understand hip hop
my freestyles will fuck up anything youve ever written
what the fuck are you doing with shit thats bitten
Your pussy like a little kitten
007 your nothing even close to an agent
the only thing youll win is a gay fag pageant

Motherfucker!

 

[hurs]

Internet freestyles are heaps aggot.



I rep the illest crew to come outta new south

I'll steal your shit at your own party and knock the teeth out ya mouth

I get mad pissed heaps ripped and rip the sick shit

fat rhymes, mad crimes with my mad quick, retarded click

I'll break into ya car and smash your windows with rocks

I drink a beer heaps fast and smash the empty bottle on jocks

fuck pink shirts cunt, my shit goes off like bomb plots


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT DILLIAN OR UN CREW OR YOU GET STOMPED

www.myspace.com/uncrew <----check out my crew

 

[hiphophooray123]

www.myspace.com/uncrew <----check out my crew

get some rhythm and learn how to rhyme on beat.

 

[dillian]

get some rhythm and learn how to rhyme on beat.

Fuck do you think T.I's First ever Recorded shit, was perfect

get some fuckin respect douche

 

[hiphophooray123]

is that how you react when someone gives you constructive criticism? You need a new attitude. At least i didn't say 'lolz thats fucking wack homie i mean cunt' you dudes seem like uz are having fun, that's cool with me. I'm just saying though uz should get some rhythm and learn how to rhyme on beat.

 

[dillian]

is that how you react when someone gives you constructive criticism? You need a new attitude. At least i didn't say 'lolz thats fucking wack homie i mean cunt' you dudes seem like uz are having fun, that's cool with me. I'm just saying though uz should get some rhythm and learn how to rhyme on beat.

Yeah i get ya, sorry i jumped the gun a bit quick

yeh man, i understand, practice makes perfect

but its hard with sound recorder and a dodgy mic

thanks

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

don't let ma pretty/ugly face fool ya
coz I can lyke stick a blade right thru ya
n act lyke i neva knew ya!!!!!!

lawl :rofl: best one so far :uhhuh:

 

[sam04u]

Lol, Rap Peep;

Like a mexican-rider, holla "andale E-I"
Cause Hip, wouldn't be "down" even with an S-T-I

Check the spashen, when I'm dropping these 'Crits',
Cause, You only getting C's, when I'm cuppin ya 'Tits' (lmao)

Cause I'm a villain, I been thrillin, since the millin (millenium)
Ask dillin, cause it's exhillin, when bloods spillin, i'm out on a killin...

Ayo, I-Got-Skillz, It's-Not-Pillz, I-Shot-Dillz, It's-Not-Thrills!
Cause the last time I got scaffled(Skaffled) was phone BILLS (Bill)

Meh... lol... a little weak few punchlines... hahah... I gave up rap when the HSC started lol.... peaz

 

[hiphophooray123]

I gave up rap when the HSC started lol.... peaz

that was a very good idea sam. never post here again. kthnxbai.

 

[redruM]

Lol, Rap Peep;

Like a mexican-rider, holla "andale E-I"
Cause Hip, wouldn't be "down" even with an S-T-I

Check the spashen, when I'm dropping these 'Crits',
Cause, You only getting C's, when I'm cuppin ya 'Tits' (lmao)

Cause I'm a villain, I been thrillin, since the millin (millenium)
Ask dillin, cause it's exhillin, when bloods spillin, i'm out on a killin...

Ayo, I-Got-Skillz, It's-Not-Pillz, I-Shot-Dillz, It's-Not-Thrills!
Cause the last time I got scaffled(Skaffled) was phone BILLS (Bill)

Meh... lol... a little weak few punchlines... hahah... I gave up rap when the HSC started lol.... peaz

Litte weak few punchlines, thats a lie
You actually rapped before, yeah good try
See, you got this thing a little confused
Your thuglife rhymes had me a bit bemused

This shit out your mind, goddam its a crime
Lets just look at a line from your next rhyme

I-Create-Aidz, I-Eat-Hand-Grenadez, I-Got-It-Made
Thats more wack than a blind man with Gucci shades

But that ain't as bad as you explaining the words you use
Its the internet, www.thesaurus.com, dude

Oh by the way HipHop, I heard Obie Trice is touring here too
First Jay, now him, this shit is so fuckin cool.

 

[sam04u]

yah, got a massive headache... i usually tear it up... I'm trying to find my calculator to do this crap math homework but can't find it... even aryan(jew-ty) took me out in an argument about israel attacking lebanon. (I must be tired...)