Rap Battles. (1 Viewer)

[redruM]

Huh? Check this hobo-hobo-domo! arigato!...mr fahgahto

Check this kid, lyrically, he's embarassing
You wouldn't be hot, even if you were mixed with kerosene
When I'm done with you, you wont feel your legs man my skillz "IS NUMMING"
Even with my dick in your ear "YOU STILL WONT HEAR ME COMING" (cumming)

The only way you could 'Beat me', is on your knees, (beat me off)
Cause, you're the only fool I know, lame enough to rap about B's,
Like the B'Gs, I bet you wanna C'Ds, nuts in ya face,
Cause, like twista, my shit is way to fast paced,

Infact, my shit is hotta then a breville,
It's way above your mental deffiecency level.

Oh, shiz, I can't call you stupid cause they'll say I'm "politcally incorrect",
But, I'm catch ya balls with my shoe like, Shaq's "Ability Intercept"

Cause, I'm triumphant, always exceeding, and still succeding,
I'm impeding, on this kid, who's lyrically bleeding, and pleading...
For me to quit this beating.

And while he's reading, hes creeding, and seeding, through everything I say, needing to find a way,

But listen... Kid your gay...

So, I won't be slack, and tell you where you Lack...
it's that.... Only if bukkaked from behind, will you ever get a 'comeback' (cum back)

Like Nostradamus I'll predict the next thread in Non-School
"sam oh four u was actin a fool, met redruM and got dissed like Ja Rule"
You think you'll defeat me, when your rhymes need a mend
It will never happen, like tryin to light match from the wrong end

With these homo lines I think you droppin everyone hints
You spittin nothin but bullshit, go grab some breath mints
In fact I can tell you where you can find a fresh pack
See your girl and check between her ass crack

Go grab a copy of Rhyming for Dummies if you wanna try to match with mine
Look at the random words you put together in your very first line
Now I'm just giving you lessons, at least say thanks
You thought Jay-z was a hustler? I give loans to banks

 

[Bookie]

Like Nostradamus I'll predict the next thread in Non-School
"sam oh four u was actin a fool, met redruM and got dissed like Ja Rule"
You think you'll defeat me, when your rhymes need a mend
It will never happen, like tryin to light match from the wrong end

With these homo lines I think you droppin everyone hints
You spittin nothin but bullshit, go grab some breath mints
In fact I can tell you where you can find a fresh pack
See your girl and check between her ass crack

Go grab a copy of Rhyming for Dummies if you wanna try to match with mine
Look at the random words you put together in your very first line
Now I'm just giving you lessons, at least say thanks
You thought Jay-z was a hustler? I give loans to banks

Damn nigga them beats was phat
Sam04s face on it, just got shat
Ive really got no more to say more than that
But that was awesome, sam04s a cat

 

[acmilan]

Like Nostradamus I'll predict the next thread in Non-School
"sam oh four u was actin a fool, met redruM and got dissed like Ja Rule"
You think you'll defeat me, when your rhymes need a mend
It will never happen, like tryin to light match from the wrong end

With these homo lines I think you droppin everyone hints
You spittin nothin but bullshit, go grab some breath mints
In fact I can tell you where you can find a fresh pack
See your girl and check between her ass crack

Go grab a copy of Rhyming for Dummies if you wanna try to match with mine
Look at the random words you put together in your very first line
Now I'm just giving you lessons, at least say thanks
You thought Jay-z was a hustler? I give loans to banks

ROFLMAO this wins

 

[lessthanthree]

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

[Supra]

Like Nostradamus I'll predict the next thread in Non-School
"sam oh four u was actin a fool, met redruM and got dissed like Ja Rule"
You think you'll defeat me, when your rhymes need a mend
It will never happen, like tryin to light match from the wrong end

With these homo lines I think you droppin everyone hints
You spittin nothin but bullshit, go grab some breath mints
In fact I can tell you where you can find a fresh pack
See your girl and check between her ass crack

Go grab a copy of Rhyming for Dummies if you wanna try to match with mine
Look at the random words you put together in your very first line
Now I'm just giving you lessons, at least say thanks
You thought Jay-z was a hustler? I give loans to banks

goddamn...did u come up with all that by yourself?

 

[redruM]

goddamn...did u come up with all that by yourself?

hehehe Yeah I did.

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

bahaha that was seriously shit

 

[Crestwood's_G]

hehehe Yeah I did.

the only time you come close to a legend is nas in your avatar
how can you provide loans to banks if you dont even have a car
i come off the top in real life like ya head after i throw an axe at ya
i make a living of lyrically killing snitches call me a rat catcher

cant even "shine" and ya name stems from the film with the full title
mate defeating me is not gonna happen like giving public school bibles
prepare for me hitting redrum backwards and making it a murder
i wrote 2/3's of ur lines and u sitll got fried like maccas burgers

 

[hiphophooray123]

sam04u makes me want to hate rap.

 

[m.c.moey]

Everything i heard on this thread was a little crap
I like to call it vomit u like to call it rap
I hit rhymes like youve never heard
they leave you like a wingless bird
a kilmoetere dropped out of the sky
you can bet 50 cents its not gunna fly
yall act like you got some rapping style
that dude that talks with jackie.. wats hi sname kyle?
he could probabli rap better than most of you pranksters
every other punk acting like a gangster

Growing up in your poshy neighborhood
acting like "the little gangster that could"
2 cents worth thats about it
ur rapping sounds like shit
im growing up in the ghetto neighborhood
where people noe what they shud -
and should not do
There aint no running away when motherfuckers run up on you
empty our your wallet and put down your head
unless you want your diet to consist of lead
17 bullets straight through your body
you act all gangster but your like noddy
where i come from shopkeepers close up the store
when me and my homies are bout 2 settle a score
It wasnt always this way
all we could do is pray
i remembr my mums once said
Put down your head
And walk the road
becareful son not to watch the crime unfold
becoming a victim is so easy..
Promise me son youll never act sleezy
I made a promise to the old ladY
But that vision was soon becoming hazY
Finding it hard to stay true to the word
stealing cars and hitting up the kerb
becoming independant came a little early
that how shit got twisted and twirly

There aint no glory in the game
every other punks just after the fame
tryna get their face in the paper for their song
instead you be seein them on the news - locked up for long
its a crazy motherfucken place we livin in
where every act is one of sin
so lets all cut the bullshit act
before we discover what its like to really get attacked

 

[Crestwood's_G]

Everything i heard on this thread was a little crap
I like to call it vomit u like to call it rap
I hit rhymes like youve never heard
they leave you like a wingless bird
a kilmoetere dropped out of the sky
you can bet 50 cents its not gunna fly
yall act like you got some rapping style
that dude that talks with jackie.. wats hi sname kyle?
he could probabli rap better than most of you pranksters
every other punk acting like a gangster

Growing up in your poshy neighborhood
acting like "the little gangster that could"
2 cents worth thats about it
ur rapping sounds like shit
im growing up in the ghetto neighborhood
where people noe what they shud -
and should not do
There aint no running away when motherfuckers run up on you
empty our your wallet and put down your head
unless you want your diet to consist of lead
17 bullets straight through your body
you act all gangster but your like noddy
where i come from shopkeepers close up the store
when me and my homies are bout 2 settle a score
It wasnt always this way
all we could do is pray
i remembr my mums once said
Put down your head
And walk the road
becareful son not to watch the crime unfold
becoming a victim is so easy..
Promise me son youll never act sleezy
I made a promise to the old ladY
But that vision was soon becoming hazY
Finding it hard to stay true to the word
stealing cars and hitting up the kerb
becoming independant came a little early
that how shit got twisted and twirly

There aint no glory in the game
every other punks just after the fame
tryna get their face in the paper for their song
instead you be seein them on the news - locked up for long
its a crazy motherfucken place we livin in
where every act is one of sin
so lets all cut the bullshit act
before we discover what its like to really get attacked

granvilles a ghetto??? WOW! haha the people doing drivebys at granville are wannabes

 

[hiphophooray123]

granville...ghetto...wtf...hhahaha. I could buy a gun and go shoot someone after hearing a 2pac song and call greystanes a ghetto too.

 

[m.c.moey]

lol its not meant to be literal.. fuck have a cow why dont you

p.s this is a rap batle thread.. so reply with a rap
nER

 

[redruM]

the only time you come close to a legend is nas in your avatar
how can you provide loans to banks if you dont even have a car
i come off the top in real life like ya head after i throw an axe at ya
i make a living of lyrically killing snitches call me a rat catcher

cant even "shine" and ya name stems from the film with the full title
mate defeating me is not gonna happen like giving public school bibles
prepare for me hitting redrum backwards and making it a murder
i wrote 2/3's of ur lines and u sitll got fried like maccas burgers

I know why you dissed me, tryin to prove your shit is tight
But you're an amateur, challenging the champ to a world title fight
The only way you'll win if you can fix this match
Since you catch rats, I doubt you can afford the cash

Speaking of Bibles, let me settle the score
Jesus had 12 disciples? I'd have had 24
Like Genesis, I'm the reason for your creation
I may not be a prophet, but a hot Revelation

At least you were better then the other bitch
I ain't a hiker, but you'll still get hitched
I just gotta get some beats into the mix
And release "The greatest disses of oh six"

 

[Bookie]

You know what I hate? These two line rhymes
Put some more effort, and make it last long time
To rhyme more than twice it aint a crime
Oh wait, none of you can, go on and be a mime
Cos that way you might stand there and get a dime
From some random tourist who hails from Bloemfontein
While I roam the ghettos, my skills sublime
24/7 I'm sculling tequilas, lemon or lime


But dont worry, youre just startin out, kid
It takes a long time to get out of the pit
And once you do, my homies will have you hit
You'll just hve to make it big in this world, teeth grit
But one day, im sure your rhymes will be fit
And youll be burning money, with your zippo lit
Producers will be scratchin their heads like you a nit
While I'm crouched on your grandmas face takin a shit

w3rd.

 

[Crestwood's_G]

I know why you dissed me, tryin to prove your shit is tight
But you're an amateur, challenging the champ to a world title fight
The only way you'll win if you can fix this match
Since you catch rats, I doubt you can afford the cash

Speaking of Bibles, let me settle the score
Jesus had 12 disciples? I'd have had 24
Like Genesis, I'm the reason for your creation
I may not be a prophet, but a hot Revelation

At least you were better then the other bitch
I ain't a hiker, but you'll still get hitched
I just gotta get some beats into the mix
And release "The greatest disses of oh six"

catching rats for me is a hobby, actually call it a game
i dont need to work i get royalties everytime someone mentions my name
wanna get me "hitched", well fine ill "set you up"
tell little kids with water guns u talking shit n theyll "wet" u up

if youre a revelation, well let this be the death of you
eat half of your soul and give poor kids the rest of you
and i really mean this, how can u spit when ya teethless
hows it feel being outsmarted by sum1 who did standard english

 

[sam04u]

sam04u makes me want to hate rap.

then slit ur throat faggot.

 

[sam04u]

Like Nostradamus I'll predict the next thread in Non-School
"sam oh four u was actin a fool, met redruM and got dissed like Ja Rule"
You think you'll defeat me, when your rhymes need a mend
It will never happen, like tryin to light match from the wrong end

With these homo lines I think you droppin everyone hints
You spittin nothin but bullshit, go grab some breath mints
In fact I can tell you where you can find a fresh pack
See your girl and check between her ass crack

Go grab a copy of Rhyming for Dummies if you wanna try to match with mine
Look at the random words you put together in your very first line
Now I'm just giving you lessons, at least say thanks
You thought Jay-z was a hustler? I give loans to banks

This fag doesn't even know me...

Aiight Check,

This faggot, quick to hollar, but his rhymes never sell,
my rhymes are quick to light you up, it's hot as hell,
I'm not just schooling you, i'm makin' scholars, I make DOLLARS
a Vowel for 50 pence! But your lyrics are so played, they don't even make CENTS (sense)

Just Lisn, you're an adjective, you only enhance nouns,
But Pound for Pound, i'm the best ya heard! Cause i'm like doing Words...
You could Saying I'm a Verb!
I'm quick to act, Watch this kid react, and get smacked, like flies I'll have this kid on my windshield wiper whacked.

[Now personal, enough with punch lines]

I'm lyrically expulsive, the say i'm impulsive, I do the fuck i want, even though they say it's repuslive.
It's a mission, I'm booked for extradition, but what I'm wishen, Is to get my mums out the kitchen~!
To be paid, to have 100 maids, to have gold plaited braids, and eat live hand grenades,
I'm cool like ketchup, I'm touching kiddies but not the way of the Bishop, So in remision, hate and discrimination my ammunition, cause with precision, I make decisions, cause every minute on earth is not a choice, it's my fucken vision.~

 

[otay]

Everything i heard on this thread was a little crap
I like to call it vomit u like to call it rap
I hit rhymes like youve never heard
they leave you like a wingless bird
a kilmoetere dropped out of the sky
you can bet 50 cents its not gunna fly
yall act like you got some rapping style
that dude that talks with jackie.. wats hi sname kyle?
he could probabli rap better than most of you pranksters
every other punk acting like a gangster

Growing up in your poshy neighborhood
acting like "the little gangster that could"
2 cents worth thats about it
ur rapping sounds like shit
im growing up in the ghetto neighborhood
where people noe what they shud -
and should not do
There aint no running away when motherfuckers run up on you
empty our your wallet and put down your head
unless you want your diet to consist of lead
17 bullets straight through your body
you act all gangster but your like noddy
where i come from shopkeepers close up the store
when me and my homies are bout 2 settle a score
It wasnt always this way
all we could do is pray
i remembr my mums once said
Put down your head
And walk the road
becareful son not to watch the crime unfold
becoming a victim is so easy..
Promise me son youll never act sleezy
I made a promise to the old ladY
But that vision was soon becoming hazY
Finding it hard to stay true to the word
stealing cars and hitting up the kerb
becoming independant came a little early
that how shit got twisted and twirly

There aint no glory in the game
every other punks just after the fame
tryna get their face in the paper for their song
instead you be seein them on the news - locked up for long
its a crazy motherfucken place we livin in
where every act is one of sin
so lets all cut the bullshit act
before we discover what its like to really get attacked

What you say mate is a joke and I gotta disagree
Being from the ghetto doesn't make you a good emcee
I don't have a gun and I don't think I'm invicible
But I can at least rhyme with more than one syllable
Your from the west so you think you're fully sick
But its clear you suck like Monica did Clinton's dick
I mean mum is not plural why do you add the 's'?
It's like you never passed your year 2 english test
You hit rhymes like we've all heard before
I bet you have a poster of Shitty Cent on your bedroom wall
This is not America gangsters aren't people we revere
This is Australia, we love guys who can hold their beer
You probably wish you were black, I bet you say "dat shits wack"
But even Wendell Sailor isn't that dumb, he just takes crack
Dumber than Big Dell? that's hard to hear I hope you don't cry
But seriously, how does a wingless bird get a kilometre up in the sky?
I think that's enough I'm off to get fish and chips
I'll leave you to read this and then crack the shits

 

[icraig88]

plz... learn from the sydney hip hop masters.... hiphophooray123, listen to this.. these guys know how 2 do it....

http://www.myspace.com/rhymeandrelated

i did a muck around freestyle for em b4.. this is how it goes... although its a bit short...

R.A.R.E - Rhyme and Related Bitch
(Girls Voice) "Oh my God its Rhyme and related emcees"
(Me) "Yeah thats right bitch u heard me"
We the most lyrically tight in the game
these lyrics i write aint fo tha fame
we dont live in big mansions wit mercedes benz
i'll tell ya right now and till the end
we buildin hip hop for the sydney streets
we hypnotize you with our dope game beats
so check it one, check it two, check it three
and remember the name rhyme and related emcees


P.S: redruM... that was a killer freestyle... u win hands down...