Rendezvous (2 Viewers)

[peut-etre]

Sorry but that is really poor from you (Bolkonski).. Lift your game..

 

[2003HSC]

Originally posted by Bolkonski
dont know any sites..

but...

why did gumby fall off his bike?

someone threw a fridge at him...

booooo!

 

[Bolkonski]

umm... why did the plane crash?

because the pilot was a piece of toast..

better?

 

[quand-meme]

maybe i'm not getting it... but i failed to laugh. once again bolkonski you failed to amuse. Try again

 

[Bolkonski]

i find your dismissiveness of my attempts insulting.

the jokes are simply not meant to be gotten.. the ones above are just absurdist.. they do not posses a line to be comprehended or any such thing..

when do you know a lead singer is at your front door?
he cant find the key and dosnt know when to come in...

 

[quand-meme]

Yeah, the truth hurts. But it was not my intention to insult, sorry champ.

 

[Bolkonski]

i wasnt being serious...

i shall now prove this point, but continuing to be insulted.

got any better jokes sport?

 

[Ribbon]

lol that last one was getting better

How about:
A woman and her husband are lying in bed having a conversation:
Woman: what would you do if I died before you?
Man: uh...
Woman: Would you ever remarry?
Man: ummn... yeah, I suppose...
Woman: would you keep all my things and leave my pictures on the wall?
Man: I don't see why not...
Woman: would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: No, shes left hand...ed *trails off*
Woman: *silence*

 

[Bolkonski]

oooooooooooooo

 

[blah says she]

lol

 

[quand-meme]

A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.

The bartender turns, looks at him and says, ''Sorry sir, we don't serve food here!!''

 

[issy_bee]

Question: What did the Arts graduate say to the Commerce graduate?

Answer: Will you have fries with that?

ouch

 

[Ribbon]

ooo issy bee I'm glad you are doing arts, not commerce, or you'd probably have to answer for that one

 

[Bolkonski]

haha that was the funniest.. love it

 

[issy_bee]

yeah i can see the funny side in that one...probably wont be so funny in 3 years time when i amunemployable ...lol

 

[Ribbon]

from comedian Jake Johansen
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

 

[Bolkonski]

nice ...

how do you paint a room red... ??


ahem... cough..... throw a baby in the fan..

 

[Ribbon]

LMAO bolnski reminds me of:

Whats pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with busted floaties

Whats green and blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

The same baby 3 months later

 

[Bolkonski]

whats red and sits in the corner? a baby playing with razor blades.

 

[Ribbon]

from comedian Bruce Baum
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above world globes. They freak out and yell, "Whooa, I'm way too high."