Romantic Lines (1 Viewer)

[anarchron]

He handed her 12 roses.
11 real.
1 fake.
He said i'll love you until the last one dies..

She gladly accepted them.
But when she grabbed them.
She said "one of these is fake!"
He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever."

Anyone else got anything good?

 

[oh2sxc]

mate you're a dead set player hater

 

[ur_inner_child]

*after me rambling about how much I'm uncertain about our relationship/pms rant - the sort women get when they just want to have a cry over nothing, and complain about all corners of the relationship*

"sweetie... I love you for the rambling mess that you are"

- current boyfriend

 

[Dreamerish*~]

The first stanza is sweet.

It doesn't need explaining, so the second stanza totally ruins it.

Less is more, kiddo.

 

[anarchron]

Haha, I didn't write it Dreamerish. I just found it on the net.

 

[xox_eMz_xox]

thats so wierd one of my friends told me that story last night!

 

[hipPo3]

"If you are what you eat, by tomorrow morning I plan on being you."

lol .. wog boy !!!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

that's what you tell your boyfriend hey

If he wrote that poem or wore too many accessories, then yes.

 

[Enoch]

He handed her 12 roses.
11 real.
1 fake.
He said i'll love you until the last one dies..

She gladly accepted them.
But when she grabbed them.
She said "one of these is fake!"
He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever."

rofl...thats soo gay...ur putting pussy on a pedastle

 

[sabdow]

This poem is called (say it with a robot voice and repeat): Insert.. Destroy.

His penis is inserted.

Like a comet hitting earth, it trembles her walls.
The electricity has sparked inside her, buzzing her senses. She likes it.
Tingling, dreaming, exploding.
He pumps his pulsating knob, butter-spread with all the juices of the world.
Unleashing a Jonathon-Swift like, never-before-blown, supernova.

His penis has destroyed.


may god have mercy on us all

 

[arooshika...]

id die without u

....lame

 

[zeek]

His penis is inserted.

Like a comet hitting earth, it trembles her walls.
The electricity has sparked inside her, buzzing her senses. She likes it.
Tingling, dreaming, exploding.
He pumps his pulsating knob, butter-spread with all the juices of the world.
Unleashing a Jonathon-Swift like, never-before-blown, supernova.

His penis has destroyed.

Lol mate, nice one

 

[FreakTrigger]

Spent 12 weeks teaching myself blacksmithing after finishing work at midnight every night, then another 2 weeks making her a rose out of raw steel amd molten silver droplets.

As an indicator of the quality the bitch has since sold it for a touch over five hundred dollars.

But regardless, screw YOUR fake roses, kneel to mine.

 

[Revolution]

He handed her 12 roses.
11 real.
1 fake.
He said i'll love you until the last one dies..

She gladly accepted them.
But when she grabbed them.
She said "one of these is fake!"
He said "exactly. that's because i will love you forever."

Anyone else got anything good?

I personally would never, ever give a girl a plastic / fake rose, even if I loved her.

 

[bscienceboi]

"Its Australia Day and to celebrate I would like to give you an 'Aussie' kiss"

 

[Enoch]

"dont turn this rape into a murder"


"thnx for teh sex....umm...wots ur name again"


"ur moms pretty hot......uhhhh i meant "bum"....yeah....bum..."


"ur sis is pretty hot...id hit it.....uhhh i meant "chis"....el....chisel....id hit that damn hot chisel.....yeah....chisel"


"ohhh thnx for the electric razor....heres a rubber band...and some sorta button....its the thought that counts rite....happy valentines day!!!"


" u look desperate....wanna root???"
*smack*
"u look desperate...but not drunk enuff to have a root....wan some shots?then a root??"
*smack*


" i got some HSC notes ....IN MY PANTS!!!"


" my ultimate goal in coming here is to sleep with u....but u obviously noe about the rituals that i have to pay for to convince u that im a great guy b4 i root u...like coffee, movies and drinks and shit like that....how bout i pay u 200 bux....which covers that....and we go get a room....see for u its a win win scenario..."

 

[bscienceboi]

" i got some HSC notes ....IN MY PANTS!!!"

Hahahahaha

 

[arooshika...]

"Its Australia Day and to celebrate I would like to give you an 'Aussie' kiss"

but that can only occur on australia day...its not like an everyday line

 

[bernz]

"you complete me"

I was told this by my first bf... I swooned... Much later, I found out it was from some movie...


Edit: Bernz = uber pwn3d

 

[Enoch]

err...wottabout saturday

u sat on my face and i kiss u *wink*

oh and monday


i give u a mons-kiss *wink*


btw dude u have 69 postss.

its getting late and im getting lame....ow......