Romantic Lines (2 Viewers)

[Enoch]

"you complete me"

I was told this by my first bf... I swooned... Much later, I found out it was from some movie...

i wouldve lmao....wtf is 'u complete me'....ROFL....i hope he was joking at the time wen he said it...

 

[leetom]

"You'll always be my Riefenstahl".

"The Germans are in the west, the socialists have taken control of the Trans-Siberian, and the army is without shoes or proper arms. And then you go and fuck Rasputin while I'm at the front. It's too much! It's all too much!" (When role-playing Tsars)

"Tora, Tora, Tora!" (When role playing Japanese pilots recently returned from Pearl Harbour.)

"I think I know how Speer felt". (When partner is signficantly younger than yourself).

 

[Enoch]

errr...dude...wtf r posting??pls read the title of the thread b4 posting...

 

[arooshika...]

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.

 

[ElGronko]

mate you're a dead set player hater

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Best post on this site!

Bahahahahahaha, i literal laughed out loud!


Anyway, here's mine:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Snow Pea!]

"You'll always be my Riefenstahl".

"The Germans are in the west, the socialists have taken control of the Trans-Siberian, and the army is without shoes or proper arms. And then you go and fuck Rasputin while I'm at the front. It's too much! It's all too much!" (When role-playing Tsars)

"Tora, Tora, Tora!" (When role playing Japanese pilots recently returned from Pearl Harbour.)

"I think I know how Speer felt". (When partner is signficantly younger than yourself).

omg! that touched me.. it really did!

 

[arooshika...]

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to
live without you.

You know it's Love when u can't fall asleep... cause reality is better then your dreams

 

[Snow Pea!]

"It is I! Baron L. Beefdip!"

 

[arooshika...]

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers. I turned off the bed and hopped into the light... all because you kissed me goodnight

 

[azzie]

there is so much mush here.... and its not even nice mush, its just corny shit mush.
originality, children!
leetom has the only good lines. even if he has a role playing fetish.

 

[Snow Pea!]

hahaha! this thread made me think of that joke...

what do you do if an elephant comes through your window?!?!!?


...swim


dont know why..

 

[ariande]

hahaha! this thread made me think of that joke...

what do you do if an elephant comes through your window?!?!!?


...swim


dont know why..

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh... man that was good.

 

[volition]

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.

The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

 

[ElGronko]

unfortunatly he rhymed the word two with two, so presumably he lost.

 

[arooshika...]

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M.The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.

The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

haha...i love this one the best even if it aint romantic

 

[arooshika...]

Hello there,
Dear Michael.
It’s cold,
And you’re hot.
Wanna fuck?
A little bit of
Small talk,
Then straight to
The point.
Peace is our
Profession.
So start your
Countdown,
And I’ll be here
Before you
Can say
Blastoff!
Of course,
I respect you,
Deeply,
As a human
Being.
They sense my
Power,
And seek my
Essence.

got it from devian art

 

[leetom]

omg! that touched me.. it really did!

Which one is particular? I personally love the Tsars one. Admittedly, I havn't yet put the Japanese Pilots or Speer into effect. But after some heated Tsarist Russia role-playing with the waitress at work, I wanted her so badly. It was funny because we've been lusting after each other for some time. Of course, she is the Empress Alexandria, I'm Nicolas and the Pizzaboy who she's been dating recently is Rasputin. The pizzaboy though has little to know idea when I call him Rasputin.

 

[Enoch]

"do u lilke stuff"

 

[santaslayer]

hsc

we got da chemistry...







....now lets do da physicz.

 

[bernz]

no da english ish the most important

Yes, English. Clearly.