dont get the shits at me and huff and roll your eyes that there is no table for you when you havent booked just because "there is only two of us, are you telling me that you cant fit TWO people in?" OBVIOUSLY NOT, do you think i would turn back customers by choice... yes there is a free table over there but that is booked. Next time book you fuckwits and then you will be guaranteed a seat, yes maybe most weekends you can get a table as a walkin, but for some reason we are completely booked out so get over it and find another restaurant.
If you havent booked, and we give you a table anyway telling you that, "you can sit here but there is a booking coming in at 7.30 so you have to be out by then, dont give me a dirty when i give you your bill at 7:25 when you are just sipping your wine having a nice and dandy chat when you have clearly finished your desert.
Stop using those bloody entertainment cards, they are a pain in the arse!!!!!
Yes we charge cakage, get over it.
I took the order right, the kitchen made a mistake, dont give me attitude.