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two atoms are walking down a street. one atom says to the other, "i lost an electron". the other says, "r u sure?". the other replies"Yeah, I'm positive".

bring that into the exam; 100% for you. :)
 

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Edmund1234 said:
two atoms are walking down a street. one atom says to the other, "i lost an electron". the other says, "r u sure?". the other replies"Yeah, I'm positive".

bring that into the exam; 100% for you. :)
Fail lol
Neautron walks into a bar and buys a drink..Asks the bar-tender "How much?" to which the bar-tender replies, "For you sir, no charge."
 

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Edmund1234 said:
two atoms are walking down a street. one atom says to the other, "i lost an electron". the other says, "r u sure?". the other replies"Yeah, I'm positive".

bring that into the exam; 100% for you. :)
heheh
in like yr 9 or so, when they were introducing us to chemistry, we watched a video like that....

the carbon was a girl who was unatrrective, hence when she went out to the bar, she left her sister chlorine at home as she was more attractive.... and on one of the streets in the town lived the noble gases hehehe
well it reminded me of that anyway
 

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bradman said:
This ones been going round all year:


Why did the bear dissolve in water?

Because it was polar.
Eheh I like this one.
 

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LAME LAME LAME !!!!!!!! Our Old useless chemistry tutor for school said that to us...and everyone in our class were like ...WTF
 

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drobby said:
heheh
in like yr 9 or so, when they were introducing us to chemistry, we watched a video like that....

the carbon was a girl who was unatrrective, hence when she went out to the bar, she left her sister chlorine at home as she was more attractive.... and on one of the streets in the town lived the noble gases hehehe
well it reminded me of that anyway

HAHAHA we watched the same video! except i think it was in year 11. I may have been one of the very few people who actually found it hilarious, although i'm quite surprised they didn't make any jokes about chlorine being "green with envy"
 

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A Gold walked into a bar for Silvers and the bartender said "Aye, you! Get out!"
 

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wLym said:
A Gold walked into a bar for Silvers and the bartender said "Aye, you! Get out!"
lol that took me 2 attempts, but i got it xD
 

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Haha yeah, and the bouncers wouldn't let ethanol inside the under 18's club; or potassium or calcium for that matter!
It was the work of a genius!
 

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rascy said:
HAHAHA we watched the same video! except i think it was in year 11. I may have been one of the very few people who actually found it hilarious, although i'm quite surprised they didn't make any jokes about chlorine being "green with envy"
hehe nah i was also one who enjoyed.. infact i used to ask in chem to watch it every period heheh
 

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wLym said:
A Gold walked into a bar for Silvers and the bartender said "Aye, you! Get out!"
thats from the movie "John Tucker must die" lol
 

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nothing like a good old lymeric, read signature :
 

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LOL my brother has a T-Shirt saying

Johnny was a chemist's son
Johnny is no more
ladeedadadaad

About the H2O and H2SO4
 

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eddy11 said:
nothing like a good old lymeric, read signature :
Whilst i agree that there is nothing like a good old limerick,
your signature, whilst witty, is not a limerick as it does not have 5 lines.

lol sorry to burst your bubble. speaking of bubbles, i was doing a past paper last night, and the question asked how they collect data on ozone levels... pressed for answers, i wrote "hot air balloons". eh, close enough lol. answer is weather balloons fyi. it's okay, i'll study tomorrow. =D
 

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drobby said:
heheh
in like yr 9 or so, when they were introducing us to chemistry, we watched a video like that....

the carbon was a girl who was unatrrective, hence when she went out to the bar, she left her sister chlorine at home as she was more attractive.... and on one of the streets in the town lived the noble gases hehehe
well it reminded me of that anyway
omg! ive seen that video too
and they went dancing
it was like the most lame video i have ever seen yet it was ridiculously funnt
 

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