sex position (2 Viewers)

[Raiks]

It's not the pickup line, it's the porn music that kicks in that does it for the ladies....

 

[Loz#1]

Originally posted by AsyLum

"hey there, you have a blocked sink."

*cue porn music*

:rofl:

You're such a gronk!

 

[Lexicographer]

"I have komm to cleeean ze poool..."

 

[Raiks]

'I heard your pipes needed cleaning'

that's a personal fave.

 

[lengstar]

i can't stand doing it in the same position over and over it get boring after 10 minutes so i change pace, style and position often. missionary just seems a bit lazy.

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

to dark secrets:

 

[lengstar]

periods are messy =(

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

err...too much information

 

[dark`secrets]

it's definately not me his talking abt there

have you been doing things behind me back?

 

[lengstar]

no, of course not

 

[AsyLum]

blah

 

[Minai]

Originally posted by lengstar
i can't stand doing it in the same position over and over it get boring after 10 minutes so i change pace, style and position often. missionary just seems a bit lazy.

Originally posted by dark`secrets
it's definately not me his talking abt there

have you been doing things behind me back?

tension

 

[Jimmy_C]

Originally posted by lengstar
periods are messy =(

You get periods.... Guuuu

 

[lengstar]

Originally posted by dark`secrets
it's definately not me his talking abt there

have you been doing things behind me back?

yes its true i admit it, i slept with minai

 

[truly-in-bliss]

everyone resorts minai when they are unsatisfied with their partner....

 

[AsyLum]

Originally posted by truly-in-bliss
everyone resorts minai when they are unsatisfied with their partner....

*chuckles*

hehe what happens when minai IS your partner ?

 

[Loz#1]

Originally posted by AsyLum
*chuckles*

hehe what happens when minai IS your partner ?

They'll have to beat off fangirls with a stick.

 

[Navjeet]

loz, ur avatar is really disturbing :s

 

[Loz#1]

I like it coz the rose drips.

 

[Persephone87]

Originally posted by lengstar
i can't stand doing it in the same position over and over it get boring after 10 minutes so i change pace, style and position often. missionary just seems a bit lazy.

Originally posted by dark`secrets
it's definately not me his talking abt there

have you been doing things behind me back?

The terrible truth must come out...lengstar, are you truely in denial