sex position (1 Viewer)

[mattooty]

Home address, home number, social security, mobile, you name it, ive got it Patti...
Im off to flirt with 3 year olds...

 

[pattii]

=( am i too old for you?

 

[mattooty]

As long as you're under 13 im happy...
I always run by the motto "if they can stand up they can lay down"
giggida giggida
*sleazy wink*

 

[pattii]

=\ no im 13+4

 

[tankasaurus]

I find that doggy is best you can SO pleasure yourself (assuming your the girl) and climax better



And....why am i saying this >_>;

/goes back into her hole.

 

[mattooty]

=\ no im 13+4

hmm, you're really pushing it
I dunno if i can really make the exception.
Maybe shouting me drinks all night and taking advantage of me would get you a little closer but i doubt it!

 

[The_highwayman]

I find that doggy is best you can SO pleasure yourself (assuming your the girl) and climax better



And....why am i saying this >_>;

/goes back into her hole.

lol. icwotudidthar.

 

[pattii]

i'll spike your drink and screw you when you've passed out

 

[mattooty]

Dam you!
you're on patti!

 

[pattii]

=]

 

[Teeshy123]

well technically sex is all that matters in life bcoz all we are really here to do is to make sure the human race keeps on living....no1 about how u live now all ur job to do from about 13 onwards is to re populate this earth to make the supreme race of huamsn survive....
so u mite aswell make it interestin with a few different positons...


any1 heard of the reverse seahorse =P

 

[wanton-wonton]

any1 heard of the reverse seahorse =P

No, but I've heard of the 'flying mobile swam to the donkey slapping the shit out of the metal cup' position.

 

[celi0us]

WTF type of position is that

sitting, missionary and woman on top is good

wait, anything is good!

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Dam you!
you're on patti!

Or more likely, she's on you

 

[Pr0digy]

Doggy style FTW

 

[pete shearman]

try jumping out a b52 w your gf (or anyone really) and doing it 6069m above sea level. just don't pull the cord too early while entangled or it will ruin the mood.​

 

[ame2530]

The best sex position is girl on top!! or on all fours...

as I am a lesbian, it is much better to have a girl on top... more fun and intimate!!!

 

[Enteebee]

The best sex position is girl on top!! or on all fours...

as I am a lesbian, it is much better to have a girl on top... more fun and intimate!!!

No one here cares that you're a lesbian, just to let you know.

 

[sthcross.dude]

The best sex position is girl on top!! or on all fours...

as I am a lesbian, it is much better to have a girl on top... more fun and intimate!!!

It would be more fun to have me on top, and you chained up in my basement.

 

[kym999]

The best sex position is girl on top!! or on all fours...

as I am a lesbian, it is much better to have a girl on top... more fun and intimate!!!

If you're a lesbian, what the fuck other than a girl would you have on top?