sex position (1 Viewer)

[lengstar]

Its a joke. Sort of.

you mean that intense night we spent with each other sweating and heaving was a JOKE???!!!

 

[Nick]

you mean that intense night we spent with each other sweating and heaving was a JOKE???!!!

you take that shit so overboard

it's not funny, it's disturbing

 

[BabySilver]

you mean that intense night we spent with each other sweating and heaving was a JOKE???!!!

Oh I could so say something here, but I don't feel I know you well enough

Ahh who cares

According to peres it had to be a joke cause she'd never seen anything so small before

Sorry had to do it!

 

[Persephone87]

hahahahhahaah

*steps away*

 

[BabySilver]

what did i go too far?

 

[-MortimerMagic-]

lol we discussed this a few pages ago the male gspot is apparantly located in the anus, ie the prostate

and yeah, it's meant to feel good when you press that spot between the testicles & anus... i think it's called the perenium (spelling )..... hmmm

its called the gooch....or barse (between the balls and arse)

 

[davidgock]

or scranus (scrotum + anus)

 

[Katie123]

hey, two weeks is a damned long time to go without sex.

try 17 years

 

[thejosiekiller]

the best sexual position is called the turtle. The female crawls under a coffee table, and the male grabs a rolled up newspaper, he proceeds to do her doggystyle but if she pokes her head out from under the coffee table, he smacks her over the head so she puts her head back in her shell.

lol...i can see that happening in sweden

 

[dimzi]

the best sexual position is called the turtle. The female crawls under a coffee table, and the male grabs a rolled up newspaper, he proceeds to do her doggystyle but if she pokes her head out from under the coffee table, he smacks her over the head so she puts her head back in her shell.

Can you read a magazine at the same time? You know, kill to birds with the one stone?

 

[Raiks]

Can you read a magazine at the same time? You know, kill to birds with the one stone?

for sure. I guess in the porno industry, they'd be professional and get a proper oversized turle shell for realism purposes but a coffee table does fine for amateur sex in the home.

 

[jumb]

yeah i see people with blue hair all the time!!!

Do they call you speedy smurf?

 

[Korn]

hey, two weeks is a damned long time to go without sex.

Just ask randoms or ask ppl on BoS, im sure HerO would accept

 

[disco]

what do u think is the best sex position

The kind that turns u on, duh fred!!!

 

[disco]

Do they call you speedy smurf?

thats a good one!!!

 

[Meads]

nothing beats the girl taken control and riding you like a cowgirl...stunning to watch such fine form from the female race my gf does it best

 

[HeCtic]

nothing beats the girl taken control and riding you like a cowgirl...stunning to watch such fine form from the female race my gf does it best

It's good to make her do the work once in a while too eh? The gyration of the hips and ass riding you, is a damn hot sight :uhhuh:

 

[disco]

the best sexual position is called the turtle. The female crawls under a coffee table, and the male grabs a rolled up newspaper, he proceeds to do her doggystyle but if she pokes her head out from under the coffee table, he smacks her over the head so she puts her head back in her shell.

damn!! wat have u been smoking?!?!?

 

[mr_brightside]

damn!! wat have u been smoking?!?!?

yeah i want some

 

[Meads]

he has been smoking what the ninja turtles smoke