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thejosiekiller

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itz lyk ths u c cuse if tha guy doesnt fuck well he is useless

ah shit useless is too big a word for u :(

keke omghoshness lolorness

lets calm this down with some tupac for the lovin :cool:

i know nitwits r incapable of proper communication but i still cant pretend to type the shit u do :mad:

most likely ur bf is already cheating on u- hes already gotten his fuck for the day and ur like the second best prize

oh wait ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah i know theres some advice for u on the internet which will make everything alright, but i wont link it cause i am the l33t
 

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hehe yeh mayb i shld jst beat the hell outta him..oh wait i already do! he jst gets turned on - still it doesnt do nethin

I think maybe you should look into what a Gorilla Punch actually is.
 

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hehe yeh mayb i shld jst beat the hell outta him..oh wait i already do! he jst gets turned on - still it doesnt do nethin
No, he means to the stupid bitch that thinks she can insult him.
 

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If you're asking this on an internet forum, you really need to reconsider if you should be having sex.
 

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thejosiekiller said:
most likely ur bf is already cheating on u- hes already gotten his fuck for the day and ur like the second best prize
stfu u idiot hes not cheatin on me as if he wld be stupid enought 2 do that! only sum1 like u wld be that much of an idiot.. neways hes always with me so theres no hope 4 him even if he did try 2 cheat on me FAGGITY FAGGOT FAGGGG
 

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stfu u idiot hes not cheatin on me as if he wld be stupid enought 2 do that! only sum1 like u wld be that much of an idiot.. neways hes always with me so theres no hope 4 him even if he did try 2 cheat on me FAGGITY FAGGOT FAGGGG

.........mmmm let me see about this mystery

he wouldnt cheat on u because hes with u

no wait thats the reason why hes cheating on u ;) u suck
 

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break it up you two before this shit gets moved to ns.
 

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thejosiekiller said:
.........mmmm let me see about this mystery

he wouldnt cheat on u because hes with u

no wait thats the reason why hes cheating on u ;) u suck
haha fuck u, ur the sucker!! if nething i shld b the 1 cheatin..hes the 1 that orgasms remeber stupid??!! but yehh thats right ur brain is 2 small 2 absorb ne more info that is filled in ur shit-filled head :)
 

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stupid idiot even if i did..which im not! i wldnt share the details wit u neway!
if u wanna wank go search the net 4 ur kinky porn u freak
Your style of insults are so cliche. Go be unoriginally defensive somewhere else.
 

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jumb said:
Your style of insults are so cliche. Go be unoriginally defensive somewhere else.
wat do u mean cliche i dun steal nuthin...its jst a coincidence that porn so happens 2 b on the net and well u guys d/l that stuff!!

neways josie dude the whole poin tof this thread was 2 help... no help me clarify that i shld jst keep fakin it
 

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I don't see how telling someone to go look at porn can be an insult. What guy doesn't look at porn? I bet your boyfriend looks at porn, whether he tells you or not.

It the type of insult that immature girls use when they're offended.
 

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Someone has to put in more effort and go harder.
 
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