Shakespearian Insults (1 Viewer)

[james_chappo]

Thou cullionly beef-witted gudgeon!

 

[borkis04]

Excellent time to become a missing person.

 

[james_chappo]

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.

 

[borkis04]

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou wimpled ill-nurtured joithead!

 

[borkis04]

You're so small, you pose for trophies.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou rank pottle-deep nut-hook!

 

[borkis04]

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

 

[borkis04]

Arrr...a foreigner! (ur inner child)

 

[james_chappo]

Thou fobbing fat-kidneyed malt-worm!

 

[borkis04]

I see where your future is heading, your going to paint Shakespearean skittles when you grow up.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax.

 

[borkis04]

If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.

 

[ariande]

James, thou art a mucus encrusted jewel in an Ethiopes ear.

 

[james_chappo]

Thou droning rump-fed giglet!

 

[ariande]

I have compost rotting in my backyard that is more intelligent than you.

 

[borkis04]

You unfunny clown in a glitter-sprinkled dunce cap! You're a clueless gimp, aren't you?

 

[james_chappo]

Thou bootless half-faced clotpole!

 

[ariande]

If you were my dog, I'd shave your arse and teach you to walk backwards.

 

[borkis04]

You’re so stupid, you got caught trying to steal a free sample.