Shock Split!! (1 Viewer)

[babyslug]

BARBIE AND KEN HAVE BROKEN UP!
Apparently barbie left ken because he was a bit 'stiff' and lacked life.

"Barbie wanted to spent time in her Malibu beach house with her family, and i ask you to please respect her privacy. I state this wtih the greatest emotion" - Some american dude on the news

I heard that barbie left ken for GI Joe...

 

[MoNNiE]

wtf!!

 

[babyslug]

Seriously dude, it's on the news. Mike Amor reported from washington

 

[hipsta_jess]

Originally posted by babyslug
Some american dude on the news

I heard that barbie left ken for GI Joe...

the 'american dude' was barbies publicist
she left ken for 'blane', an aussie body boarder

 

[babyslug]

Yeah i heard about how the american girls are going for the aussie blokes now.

But barbie had an affair wtih GI Joe a few years ago

 

[timbk2]

rite.

 

[MoNNiE]

lol

 

[hipsta_jess]

as they said, blane is a queer name for an aussie bloke

 

[babyslug]

blane rhymes with mane

 

[MoNNiE]

g's i can't belive it made headline news on tellie

 

[iambored]

lol, barbie and ken must be the number 1 celebrity couple to stay together the longest

 

[Sarah168]

it made the news?!?! wtf is wrong with this topsy turvy world!?

 

[hipsta_jess]

Originally posted by iambored
lol, barbie and ken must be the number 1 celebrity couple to stay together the longest

23 or 26 years or something wasnt it?

and they still look as young (and with as pert boobs) as they day they met

 

[glycerine]

hahahaha blane made me think pretty in pink...

 

[**freakstar87**]

found about this while we get to surf the smh website in IPT. everyone was cracking up laughing even when one of the guys called her a skank . this is weird though. how the heck can dolls split up? blane looks even gayer.

 

[cro_angel]

wtf???
r they just trying to promote a new doll or something
the news is so strange these days

 

[babyslug]

Blane looks stupid. He's being launched sometime this year apparently. Because barbie and ken are child's play - do you think this so called 'divorce' amongst children's toys, is leading children to believe that 'divorce' is okay?

 

[virgin^sexy]

Originally posted by babyslug
Blane looks stupid. He's being launched sometime this year apparently. Because barbie and ken are child's play - do you think this so called 'divorce' amongst children's toys, is leading children to believe that 'divorce' is okay?

i hope not.
why couldnt they just make Blane a boyfriend for one of Barbie's friends or something? and also, i didnt know Barbie and Ken were actually married! i thought they were just boyfriend and girlfriend, or going steady and they meet up at the icecream social

 

[Loz#1]

I saw this on the end of the news. What the hell have these people being smoking? Ken has his own rep, Barbie has her own rep and apparently Barbie has become a recluse in one of her mansions.

I mean, what the?

 

[iambored]

Originally posted by hipsta_jess
23 or 26 years or something wasnt it?

and they still look as young (and with as pert boobs) as they day they met

the article says 43 yrs! that's a long time

same article in both papers!
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/13/1076548186425.html
http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story.jsp?sectionid=1258&storyid=891730

that is the most tupid thing ever. barbie and ken are a couple, they can't split uP! blaine can just be another friend, or yeah a boyfriend of her friend. why does he have to be aussie as well. 1 aussie with all the americans