Shock Split!! (2 Viewers)

[how u doin?]

Guy walks into a toy store to buy a Barbie for his daugter. He asks the shopkeeper how much a Barbie would cost. The shopkeeper says, "well, it depends on what Barbie you want. 'Surffer Barbie' costs $29.95, and umm, 'Sports Barbie' costs..umm $29.95, and arrr 'Wedding BArbie', she also cost $29.95. Then there's 'Divorse Barbie', she's $300."

The bloke says "$300! Why's it so much more??

"Divorse Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's Briefcase, Ken's...

 

[Majesty]

What's wrong with the world today?
They call this news? *shrug*

 

[babyslug]

Originally posted by how u doin?
Guy walks into a toy store to buy a Barbie for his daugter. He asks the shopkeeper how much a Barbie would cost. The shopkeeper says, "well, it depends on what Barbie you want. 'Surffer Barbie' costs $29.95, and umm, 'Sports Barbie' costs..umm $29.95, and arrr 'Wedding BArbie', she also cost $29.95. Then there's 'Divorse Barbie', she's $300."

The bloke says "$300! Why's it so much more??

"Divorse Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's Briefcase, Ken's...

Haha - classic!

 

[Mambomeg]

i heard she just wasnt getting satisfaction from his plastic mound anymore, she needed someone who could meet her increasing needs