should i or shouldn't i (2 Viewers)

[ice_wind]

is she azn? BTW, man, there is a way...keep it all quiet, just get it over with, but make sure no one knows...i mean, that works...but its only an advice, and only if u hav no more options, i would recommend it...

if she's 16 or in yr 11, and uve decided not to do anything, introduce her to me

 

[bscienceboi]

then if you dont want to fuck her, pop her cherrie with a cucumber then

Is that how you pop yours?

 

[ice_wind]

then if you dont want to fuck her, pop her cherrie with a cucumber then

sick man...if hes gonna do it, then do the real thing!!!

 

[Buggdogg]

Oh boy, truly one of the funniest threads i've read.

Its almost cruel that so many smart and able-worded people have to point out how much a dumb twit our Asian lothario is.

My favourite part was when he said HE couldn't understand what someone was saying. Dude, ur terrible grammar is, spell as well bad. Learn how to construct a sentence and use the right words in the right places. No one particularly cares if your spelling is a bit loose, but when you write how you talk, the rest of the population has 3/5ths of f**k all chance of understanding you.

Lost your viginity in yr 5 ey? Suprised your penis was big enough to be seen when you were that old, and even if you could see it you sure as hell wouldn't know what to do with it when your 11 (i'll bet you don't know how to use it now).

Just cos your a knob, and you come up with these ridiculous, made up and far fetched stories about your sexual conquests and dating 3000 women a week, don't ruin your 16yr old friends life.

You absolute git. Nuff said.

 

[SuGa BunI =D]

Is that how you pop yours?

nope. popped it with a carrot, on top of the washing machine
anymore question?

 

[Frigid]

nope. popped it with a carrot, on top of the washing machine
anymore question?

who gave you the carrot and was it on your birthday?

 

[SuGa BunI =D]

thedude88 gave it to me

 

[thedude88]

ah dumb fuck buggdogg, most people develop at different age. each person start 2 be interested in the opposites sex at different ages; ranging from as young as 9 to as old as 14. there a thing called porn, that where we learn how do thing b4 we went 2 camp. u r lucky that i am committed 2 a girl right now or else u can give ur gf and i show her how it done. i have no conquest 2 date 3000 women in a week, where da fuck did u get that idea from.

how da fuck can u buy extension essay, r u alright. btw i pay out frigid 4 mocking but he said that he wasn't mocking me

 

[katherine_kim87]

ummm....ok..boy ur really 'confused' arn't u?

should i or shouldn't i have pop best freind virginity on her birthday.
my best friend ask me 2 pop her virginity as present from me on her birthday. if don't really want 2 say no her casue we known each other since kindergarden and she is one of my closest friends but i don't want 2 hurt my gf cause i really care about her and love her. i try explaining 2 my best friends that we can only be friends and if didn't wanted 2 ruin her life cause i care so much 4 her as friends but she wouldn't listen.

then again the chic i called my gf isn't my gf until i we into uni next year which is when it become offical that we are bf and gf but i already consider her as my gf and as i metion a above i really care avout her and love her. if have sex wif my best friend, i no that i going 2 hurt her and i will lose her aswell.

then again i wouldn't want 2 lose da relationship wif my best friend cause she i known her so long and she been there 2 support me at time when i was down. she is one of my only two best freinds and the other is guy. i don't even no y she would want 2 lose it wif me cause she like one of da most popular girl in her school cause she hot and she can get any guy she wants but y me?

friendship or love which one should i choose?

First of all, hey kid, how old are you? I'm just curious....because i don't mean to insult u....but man~ ur damn frikkin IMMATURE. Not just u...but all of ur 'WEIRDO' friends! =|.......i don't wona be mean or anything...but i reckon...sometimes people gotta be cruel to wake people up! Ok..first of all...the most idiotic person in ur....weird......ah....situation is ur best friend. lol~ ok i find this thread really funny. ummm...incase u haven't realised, i think in my opinion...a guy and a girl can't really be BEST FRIENDS....unless.......hmm~ the guy was gay....or...the girl was lesbo? I duno if people agree to me here....but i don't care coz i'm not asking for agreement. I'm juss telling this insanely..immature dude off! Dude...first of all....ummm it's NOT COOL u have these girls asking u to f*ck them. WE DON'T CARE HOW MANY GIRLS U HAVE....WE DON'T GIVE A SH*T. IN FACT...UR HUMILIATING URSELF TO PUBLIC! -.-;; Ur so called "best friend'....is a REAL kid! I mean..is she like...insane? Why is the world..so fucked up these days? U kids..think sex is a show off!! Let me tell u somehting about sex. People don't CARE how many times u have sex when ur penis is a size of a peanut and the sex performance is like....rated ZERO!. Because sex is about how good it feels...not how many times u had it.lol! if u have sex 100 times and all of them are like SHIT...wot's the point here? Plus, i'm not gona insult u about ur penis coz i mean..it is cruel, and that's wot ur born with. But boy....i think u should go to the army for like 5 yrs and fight in the battlefield to learn some lesson about life. Ur TOO immature.....and ur friends are just f*ckin immature, and insane. I don't think i'll even bother...giving u advice here because since ur so immature...i don't think u'll be able to understand the things i'll write...-.-;; i'll just tell u OFF lol.

ok...here goes my 'telling off'.

U ARE SO IMMATURE. U NEED TO 'GROW UP'. U, UR BEST FRIEND, AND UR FUTURE G/F....WILL ALL REGRET. U SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF URSELF. AND NOW U HAVE THE WHOLE SITE LAUGHING AT UR SITUATION. WHY ARE U HUMILIATING URSELF TO PUBLIC? DID U EXPECT PEOPLE TO GO "OMG UR SO POPULAR!?. UMM...WELL SORRY BUT I BET U PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY GONA SAY 'UMM..DUDE U NEED TO GO TO REHAB'.

my concluding statement:
GUYS LIKE U....and deFINATELY..U...SHOULD GET UR PENIS CHOPPED OFF MAN. BECAUSE UR NOT USING IT PROPERLY. PENIS IS THERE FOR U TO BE ABLE TO FORM A BABY WITH UR FUTURE WIFE U DORK! AND I'M NOT SAYING SEX IS NOT ALLOWED, BUT U USE PENIS FOR GOOD SEX AND WHEN I MEAN GOOD SEX, I MEAN SEX WITH SOMEONE U TRULY LOVE AND SOMEONE WHO LOVES U TRULY BACK. I DON'T WONA DESCRIBE ANY OF THE 'TRUE LOVE' THINGS TO U COZ I THINK UR...IQ + MATURITY IS LIKE...ZERO. (ppl who read my replies to Lainee will understand).

Anyway, i'm off. Dude, if u need advice for this shit....u need to SERIOUSLY visit rehabilitation counselling. incase u duno wot that is...it's like counselling for like...really crazy people like u. It's mostly for drug addicts and stuff and criminals. But hey......ur not much different. Actually...i think u need a psychiatrist....or visit the mental hospital? yeh~ that'd be better =D

 

[bassqueen16]

First of all, hey kid, how old are you? I'm just curious....because i don't mean to insult u....but man~ ur damn frikkin IMMATURE. Not just u...but all of ur 'WEIRDO' friends! =|.......i don't wona be mean or anything...but i reckon...sometimes people gotta be cruel to wake people up! Ok..first of all...the most idiotic person in ur....weird......ah....situation is ur best friend. lol~ ok i find this thread really funny. ummm...incase u haven't realised, i think in my opinion...a guy and a girl can't really be BEST FRIENDS....unless.......hmm~ the guy was gay....or...the girl was lesbo? I duno if people agree to me here....but i don't care coz i'm not asking for agreement. I'm juss telling this insanely..immature dude off! Dude...first of all....ummm it's NOT COOL u have these girls asking u to f*ck them. WE DON'T CARE HOW MANY GIRLS U HAVE....WE DON'T GIVE A SH*T. IN FACT...UR HUMILIATING URSELF TO PUBLIC! -.-;; Ur so called "best friend'....is a REAL kid! I mean..is she like...insane? Why is the world..so fucked up these days? U kids..think sex is a show off!! Let me tell u somehting about sex. People don't CARE how many times u have sex when ur penis is a size of a peanut and the sex performance is like....rated ZERO!. Because sex is about how good it feels...not how many times u had it.lol! if u have sex 100 times and all of them are like SHIT...wot's the point here? Plus, i'm not gona insult u about ur penis coz i mean..it is cruel, and that's wot ur born with. But boy....i think u should go to the army for like 5 yrs and fight in the battlefield to learn some lesson about life. Ur TOO immature.....and ur friends are just f*ckin immature, and insane. I don't think i'll even bother...giving u advice here because since ur so immature...i don't think u'll be able to understand the things i'll write...-.-;; i'll just tell u OFF lol.

ok...here goes my 'telling off'.

U ARE SO IMMATURE. U NEED TO 'GROW UP'. U, UR BEST FRIEND, AND UR FUTURE G/F....WILL ALL REGRET. U SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF URSELF. AND NOW U HAVE THE WHOLE SITE LAUGHING AT UR SITUATION. WHY ARE U HUMILIATING URSELF TO PUBLIC? DID U EXPECT PEOPLE TO GO "OMG UR SO POPULAR!?. UMM...WELL SORRY BUT I BET U PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY GONA SAY 'UMM..DUDE U NEED TO GO TO REHAB'.

my concluding statement:
GUYS LIKE U....and deFINATELY..U...SHOULD GET UR PENIS CHOPPED OFF MAN. BECAUSE UR NOT USING IT PROPERLY. PENIS IS THERE FOR U TO BE ABLE TO FORM A BABY WITH UR FUTURE WIFE U DORK! AND I'M NOT SAYING SEX IS NOT ALLOWED, BUT U USE PENIS FOR GOOD SEX AND WHEN I MEAN GOOD SEX, I MEAN SEX WITH SOMEONE U TRULY LOVE AND SOMEONE WHO LOVES U TRULY BACK. I DON'T WONA DESCRIBE ANY OF THE 'TRUE LOVE' THINGS TO U COZ I THINK UR...IQ + MATURITY IS LIKE...ZERO. (ppl who read my replies to Lainee will understand).

Anyway, i'm off. Dude, if u need advice for this shit....u need to SERIOUSLY visit rehabilitation counselling. incase u duno wot that is...it's like counselling for like...really crazy people like u. It's mostly for drug addicts and stuff and criminals. But hey......ur not much different. Actually...i think u need a psychiatrist....or visit the mental hospital? yeh~ that'd be better =D

I'm not gonna agree or disagree, all im gonna say is HIGH FIVE!!! SOme people are just odd, we'll have to resign ourselves to a fate of listening to idiotic dribble like this hmm (not your stuff katherine, i mean dude88's )

 

[llamalope]

yes I'm alright... and hunny, there are thousands of essay sites on the net.

I seriously cannot believe how stupid you are. It never ceases to amaze me.

 

[*yooneek*]

That is just the most disgusting, sick think i've ever heard. The fact that you're even contemplating "popping her cherry" as her birthday present is just wrong.

2 right...
don't do it...

 

[thedude88]

yes I'm alright... and hunny, there are thousands of essay sites on the net.

I seriously cannot believe how stupid you are. It never ceases to amaze me.

baby i don't spend 24/7 on da internet like u, so i don't really no these thing.
sorri i took so long 2 reply cause i being doing my chem prac.

 

[braad]

baby i don't spend 24/7 on da internet like u, so i don't really no these thing.
sorri i took so long 2 reply cause i being doing my chem prac.

you dont need to spend 24/7 to find websites you need/want

if it does, then we can offer you help...but first, try google

 

[!! CaR`JiE !!]

lol wtf is this..

load of crap..

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

this thread has just gotten more and more retarded as it progresses. i didnt think it was possible to get more insanely stupid than the first post, but evidently, i was wrong.

dude88: 1. Don't have sex with your best friend. If you had half the intelligence of a peanut you wouldnt even consider it.
2. Learn to spell and use proper grammar.
3. Either formulate some viable comebacks, or stfu. no one cares. and frankly your arguments are painful to read.

sorry if that came across as harsh, but you dont seem to be taking the forty or so other broad hints to shut up.

 

[bonniejjj]

Ok... well, personally I think everyone is being a bit harsh. Surely, thedude88 lacks finesse but here is a confused boy seeking help... and all anyone can talk about is the spelling and grammar! (ok, it bothered me a bit too but not a major point.) To those people who claim he must have a small penis because he is asian- this is not only an absurd stereotype, it's also racist! Without going into too much details my friend is Phillipino and he has quite a large penis. To catergorise all asian boys/men in this way is ridiculous.
Everyone seems to think it is so sick that his friend asked him to be her first time. Ok, the way he put it was a bit crude, but perhaps she just wants it to be with a good friend she trusts?
I think the "gf" is behaving a bit ridiculously. Asking to put their relationship on hold for the HSC is probably a smart move, but expecting absolute commitment for that whole time whilst not actually being in a relationship. What are they, married? Unless you REALLY love her thedude88, i'm not sure its worth it.

It doesn't sound like your best friend is asking you for the right reasons, but then again I don't know the whole situation. Sorry to sound cliche, but the best advice I can offer is follow your heart...

 

[lufia]

***** man. Im a quiet guy but i gotta say, dude88 ur getting humilated and stepped over. Why the hell are you asking a bunch of random kids for help. I should have you stabbed. B a man son.

And why the hell is everyone saying asians have small dicks? just cos you farking people have penises so small, you piss on ur balls. THEN you start telling off my asian brother cause ur jealous or jus a**holes

you tards want to take a look at mine one? its so big it bitch slaps you across the face.

Quit boasting bs and spilling it all over the floor thedude88

 

[Arvin Sloane]

Do what jesus would do; yes.

 

[FreakTrigger]

You're an idiot.