Shouldn't you be studying? (1 Viewer)

[AntiHyper]

My guide to aid bulls'ing in English, that i'm following:
1. Research the texts that you "might" be choosing to do
2. Jot down outlines from your research result on a piece of paper
3. Read the outlines ONCE
4. Eat a meal, brush your teeth whatever and have an early sleep
5. Try and have an outlinic dream
6. Upon waking up read the outlines while eating breakfast or any morning meal
7. Leave early to be early, these early early words should compensate for the late late study
8. Sit/stand/walk around school before exam reading the outlines
9. Don't chew chewing gum because it makes your stomach hungry
10. Dump as much of the outline as you can as soon as the supervisors allows you to write
11. (post-exam) feel happy and you may burn the outlined piece of paper

DISCLAIMER: Whatever that has been posted up there may/may not help you or your peers in acquiring a high mark. The author doesn't carry responsibility if your brain explode or the image of the outline is burned on your eyes or any other mishaps.

 

[danieljarvis]

haha, its good we're all up doing fuck all, roaming on the site tryna pick up any info we can! beats lying in bed reading over fucken gay notes we wrote 6 months ago and stopped giving a fuck about! cant wait till this is over so i can study for biology, something interesting, and maths is cool cos its so fucken easy (general) ...

anyways, studying sucks, im sure its not too late to get at least one or two more marks tomorrow if u havent studied at all this year!!!

or fuck it and keep socialising on this site with others in your position

and fuck english, it fucken sucks.

 

[goan_crazy]

Aren't u the guy who posted the Frontline FAQ which I just printed out

yes, i made that in June or something
the "truth" is that I'm very lazy and I procrastinate like hell...
I'm doing it now...
I can't help it!
Studying is so boring!

 

[seremify007]

ROFL.. well thanks to u- studying is alot easier if they ask me some random crap about another episode of FL... but GOD i hope they don't specify.

Btw danieljarvis- you put exactly what 99% of us are thinking into simple english.. if only all of english could be expressed so easily.

 

[starbaaa]

This is what I did today (i'm calling it study, to make myself feel better): found my three essays with the highest marks, one from each module, and copied them out, in the hope of better remembering those ideas that got me the marks in the first place, but that I couldn't seem to remember in the trial... I will now read those essays again, then go to bed. Then I will wake up, read them, have a shower, then read them again over breakfast. Then I will go into the exam, and cry when I realize that that was probably the least effective way I could have studied. In conclusion, I am not at all prepared for tomorrows exam.

 

[goan_crazy]

U know some gronks write lyk dis in the exam...
this is net talk but some ppl actually write this style in the exam
e.g. King Lear is lyk teh most boring play eva!
lol...

 

[danieljarvis]

haha go in the exam, and cry..

that made me laugh.. probably cos im tryna smile...

on monday i went to sleep at like 930, and got 2 hours sleep.. so im guna sleep late tonight when im actually tired.. 7 horus sleep from 11 30, is much better than 2 horus sleep from fucken 930..

wat am i talking about, this has nothing to do with the thread

 

[shortygb]

i should be studying...i got 2 exams tomorrow, but im bored, so where else to go than bored of studies

 

[Ace-Of-Spades]

Ive been studying like a demon all night, in English i still go shit, but its just for a peice of mind.

 

[goan_crazy]

Time to cram and make up for not studying last night

 

[ameh]

This is what I did today (i'm calling it study, to make myself feel better): found my three essays with the highest marks, one from each module, and copied them out, in the hope of better remembering those ideas that got me the marks in the first place, but that I couldn't seem to remember in the trial... I will now read those essays again, then go to bed. Then I will wake up, read them, have a shower, then read them again over breakfast. Then I will go into the exam, and cry when I realize that that was probably the least effective way I could have studied. In conclusion, I am not at all prepared for tomorrows exam.

ha that's what I'll be doing. though its breakfast now, and the time to start crying is NOW!

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Indeed.

*crams*

 

[Götterfunken]

Sigh I really don't feel like it.. it's 9:20pm and got an exam tomorrow.

*feels guilty*

On the upside.. no more English after tomorrow. EVER.

Extension english in two weeks.

 

[bunkers]

haha roff, day before the last english exam i decided to go for a surf, when me and my mate got in the water we just looked at each other and said "its our fkn HSC" then laughed and surfed for the next 3 hours!!

 

[midnight_magick]

"shouldn't", "you, "be" and "studying" are the four most common words i've heard over the past few weeks

 

[seremify007]

"shouldn't", "you, "be" and "studying" are the four most common words i've heard over the past few weeks

You've heard the words before.
Now you can read 'em online =]

*relief* no exams until monday. Time to sit back and sleep.