Sing a song for me... f***er. (1 Viewer)

[Ingoesout]

Ok, So one of my friends said the most romantic thing a guy could ever do for her was write a song about her.

And it got me thinking, what songs WOULDN'T you wan't to have been written about you

Off the top of my head:

Hyper Music - MUSE :

Your golden lies feed my role
In this forgotten space race under my control
Who’s returned from the dead
Who remains
Just to spit it in your face

You know that I don't want you
And I never did
I don't want you and I never will

You wanted more than I was worth
And you think I was scared
And you needed proof
Who really cares anymore
Who restrains
Just to spit it in your face

You know I don't love you and I never did
I don't want you and I never will
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And Ofcourse
The Divine Matha Wainwright wrote a stunner:
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"Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole"

Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
And I'm young & I'm strong
But I feel old & tired
Overfired

And I've been poked & stoked
It's all smoke, there's no more fire
Only desire
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are

You say my time here has been some sort of joke
That I've been messing around
Some sort of incubating period
For when I really come around
I'm cracking up
And you have no idea

No idea how it feels to be on your own
In your own home
with the fucking phone
And the mother of gloom
In your bedroom
Standing over your head
With her hand in your head
With her hand in your head

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth

Oh I wish I wish I wish I was born a man
So I could learn how to stand up for myself
Like those guys with guitars
I've been watching in bars
Who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
To a different beat
To a different beat

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth

You bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody...

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
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hehehhe...

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[lessthanthree]

i wrote this song for you, babe.

You got to douche your puss 'cause that shit's stinky
My cum is screaming drink me
My cocks like a slinky, plus my pinky is kinky
Essentials through ya mental, Club Confidential
My phallus shoved in the mouth of Yentle equals crazy potential
How 'bout I tear apart the vagina of Asia Carrera
Shockin' Asia, how 'bout I shove my cock in 'n taze ya
From glamour pj's, she used to give me bj's
That bitch was tight, I sliced her panties off with a kitchen knife
What'chu do to your tits?
Had the silicone implant em', enlarge em', reduce em'
Now them shits look like the gruesome two-some
No jive'in, I'm down with muff divin' at a drive-in
I'll make a piggy a treat you like a slut from caligula
With some cannabis and teeth for my flesh
Cleaver'll be rippin' to pieces the trashy beaver a diva
My phone sex, will have you fucking your reciever
Through sex phone ads, I got sluts sucking my gonads
Your tits are so big you could call the ones on Dolly small
Suck them shits, Z-cups bigger than fuckin' volleyballs
For me to grab my meat and beat it
No credit cards needed, my cock's a frank for they heat it
Hungry hooker here eat it!

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

I hope you can digest my fresh flesh for real
You like t.v. dinners? My fuckin' cock's a gourmet meal
I'm jerkin' off, ripped on hash hits
Beepin' twats, lick clits, and flash tits
I got a wide variety
Of high society whores like Rosanna Arquette
Her pussy's cheaper than food up in the mark-et, my star pet
Mushy shit like panties in a pussy lips

Give her a spankin', and shove my shank in, and leave her tooshy split
Hit up her honeys, tunnelin' Nestle
I'll make a lesbian out of Lisa Marie Presley
Im'a plead John Leslie
You're dead if ya homely
My shits for adults over 8 years old only
I ran mad game son on Jenna Jameson
Just to name some, hookers that ate cum
My dick, Im'a make Mother Teresa eat it
I'd like to treat Lisa Lisa sweet
Bitch Im'a fuck you like a piece of meat

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

Make way but my wiener hits
Pounding ya' mound and this double pleasure
'Cause you got an extra treasure of a vagina between your tits
This D-Cups for ya', I'm filthy like Vince Voyeur
Stuffin' 50 year old Erika Boyer O'Coller
I'll leave Victoria perished, embarrased when I fuck her with carrots
She's the younger version of Mrs. Garrett
My speech is arrogant as I get sucked simultaneously
by J.R. Carrington and Christaro Barrington
Shove my dicky in Nikki Lynn fingerin' Nikki Sinn
so she'll be rockin' the sticky chin
My companion is Christy Canyon her cunt's like the Grand Canyon
I'll strangle her tits with a lanyard
You're wife'll bug when I suck her nipples
and have em' point you like a rifle slug
My sex is a trifle drug
Every tit gets the same treatment
I eat ya' puss you suck my dick it's an agreement

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz

All hotties eat the jizz
All hotties eat the jizz