"concrete proof that intelligent life exists in the universe- it hasn't tried to contact us"
Probably a bit too long to put on a t-shirt, but feel free to take some of my poem
"The Private School Song
(A song showing the other side)
I’m part of the rich minority, worship me,
Floating through your world.
My daddy owns more then you’ll ever see,
That’s okay, ‘cause all I know is me.
I’m beautiful and young, worship me, me, me!
I’m part of the rich minority, this is my world,
become my sheep and follow me,
I shall control your everything,
fall in line there is nothing else. As
I’m beautiful and young, worship me, me, me!
I’m part of the rich minority, young and dumb,
No independent thought shall I posses,
my mothers botoxed eyebrows shall never rest,
pumped high into the heavens. Its all normal as
I’m beautiful and young, worship me, me, me!
I’m part of the rich minority, come comfort me,
no one is home in my mansion.
My fathers current wife is out wearing my clothes,
My mother is cruising the Caribbean with the latest stud,
I’m alone and abandoned, with my money.
I’m beautiful and young, worship me? "
And another one for good measure, rather political but still cool.
"How do you resurrect a world?
Do not repeat, repeat
Honour, War, Oil, Pride, Dad"