I hate interviews, especially the ones at Defence Force Recruiting. Being interrogated by a major scared the shit out of me, passed though.
Interview: "Tell me about yourself."
Someone else: "Firstly, (point to interviewer's family photo) I don't have a wife who looks like a man-"
nah kidding.
I can be best described to be a person who is punctual, mature, diligent, and thoroughly analytical in my observations and actions. I respect others and their opinions, however different to my own, and discriminate against no-one. I will give credit when it's due. I am willing to learn, and adopt, the my role as a leader and will perform my duties to the best of my ability. I will strive, with uttermost determination, to complete my set task, even if it means violating my principles of respect of all life. I understand that undertaking this career choice will subsequently result in potential personal harm, but I am willing to accept this facet of my chosen profession. I will view those below me, and those above me, with respect. I will become a competent leader.
That's the biggest load of bullshit.
My interviewer advised not to wear my tie bar to future interviews, because it makes me look like a "smartass", and "no one likes a smartass, but fortunately [I'm] not one".