mathock
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im a 2005 fresher at wesley, and i have to say, going to college was the greatest decision i have ever made. dont worry bout initiations,well at least not at wesley (i mean, at this time all drews freshers are carrying bricks around and all us wesleys are breaking their bricks, thus requiring them to have to carry several bricks the next day as punishment... sucks to be a shithead 
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yeah there are massive stereotypes, but its all good fun... non-college kids treat us as a different species, some are intrigued, some are disgusted... here are the stereotypes (as told to us by our o-week leaders in o-week)
wesley - we are known as wowsers, dominate the rawson and rosebowl, known as the college that parties hard, and slightly incestuous, which isnt always a bad thing, our chicks are hot
pauls - quote "pauls are faggots" unquote. all guys college, butt of all homosexual jokes... by themselves, "paulines" are decent guys, as a group they are pricks, wesleys main opponent for the rawson
drews - the shitheads are alright, seniors take the initiations a bit too far, but gives the rest of intercol something to laugh at. shit at sport, apparantly the master chose all hot chicks this year, so yeah cant be too bad a place.
johns - choppers are bastards. big, thick, arrogant bastards. racked up $30 000 worth of damage to other colleges in o-week. seniors shaved all the freshers heads, makes them all look like crims, which is pretty accurate. cant win a date with a skankta chick let alone the rawson.
womens - conveniently located nextdoor to wesley, pretty hot chicks, all snobby private school girls tho. 60% of womens chicks will marry a pauline. good at sport coz the have twice as many girls as any other college, security are bastards, if ya caught there just say ya from johns.
skanktia - dont go there, simple as that. any bloke who goes back to skankta with a skankta chick is referred to as goin for a run on the "goat track"; sorta sums it pretty well
so yeah, i might have a bit of bias but i dont have to carry round bricks, get my head shaven or board with 300 other sex-deprived blokes, so for all the boys out there, wesley is definitely a good option.
)yeah there are massive stereotypes, but its all good fun... non-college kids treat us as a different species, some are intrigued, some are disgusted... here are the stereotypes (as told to us by our o-week leaders in o-week)
wesley - we are known as wowsers, dominate the rawson and rosebowl, known as the college that parties hard, and slightly incestuous, which isnt always a bad thing, our chicks are hot
pauls - quote "pauls are faggots" unquote. all guys college, butt of all homosexual jokes... by themselves, "paulines" are decent guys, as a group they are pricks, wesleys main opponent for the rawson
drews - the shitheads are alright, seniors take the initiations a bit too far, but gives the rest of intercol something to laugh at. shit at sport, apparantly the master chose all hot chicks this year, so yeah cant be too bad a place.
johns - choppers are bastards. big, thick, arrogant bastards. racked up $30 000 worth of damage to other colleges in o-week. seniors shaved all the freshers heads, makes them all look like crims, which is pretty accurate. cant win a date with a skankta chick let alone the rawson.
womens - conveniently located nextdoor to wesley, pretty hot chicks, all snobby private school girls tho. 60% of womens chicks will marry a pauline. good at sport coz the have twice as many girls as any other college, security are bastards, if ya caught there just say ya from johns.
skanktia - dont go there, simple as that. any bloke who goes back to skankta with a skankta chick is referred to as goin for a run on the "goat track"; sorta sums it pretty well
so yeah, i might have a bit of bias but i dont have to carry round bricks, get my head shaven or board with 300 other sex-deprived blokes, so for all the boys out there, wesley is definitely a good option.
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