study??? or dont study??? (1 Viewer)

aNg3L_iReNe

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Why I am not studying???

Because :

No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail




SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING
 

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Originally posted by aNg3L_iReNe
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail
hahahha
pure genious:p :D
 

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Originally posted by Dash
*worried look*

35 days... Thats not very far away :(
Noooooo! *blocks ears* If I can't hear it, it's not true!
 

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Originally posted by aNg3L_iReNe
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
*being pedantic here*
how do you know ( No + 1 ) does not equal to zero (thus division not allowed)? :p
 

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It's a question that encapsulates the human condition, one that influential thinkers have pondered for generations on end,

To study, or not to study, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous boredom, or to battle against a sea of distractions

I'm currently going through the same process myself, and it's currently unresolved. But generally, studying is a good thing.
 

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Of course Study is an even function (ie S=-S)
No Study = Fail -(I)
Study= No Fail -(II)
Sub (I) in (II)
Study= No No Study
Study= No^2 Study
1=No^2
therfore No=+1 No=-1
Subbing this in (II) Study = +Fail/ Study= -Fail
No+1 can also equal 0 or 2
 
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aNg3L_iReNe said:
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Why I am not studying???

Because :

No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail




SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING


further

Study = Fail ..................... (III)

BY combining (II) and (III)

Fail = No + Fail

No = 0 …………….(IV)

Combining (IV) into (II) we get

Study = No + 0 (as No=0)

Study = No
 

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Frigid said:

*being pedantic here*
how do you know ( No + 1 ) does not equal to zero (thus division not allowed)? :p

you are allowed to divide by zero though .. right? ... as long as the zero is not in the denominator of a fraction ....
 

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dividing anything by zero means that the denominator IS zero :p
 

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